Texas Yeehaw was a small town girl who'd never been outside her hometown (you'll never guess where) texas USA, but all of t hat changed when she went on a trip to london. While in london she met the man of her dreams...
i woke up in my quaint little house on the farm, another day another slay i thought to myself. i got out of bed and tied my hair into a lazy messy bun before putting on a brandy melville tshirt and swaetpants. i walked out the door, today was the day i was flying to london to start my new life. i was so nervous, i had never seen anyone who wasnt american before.
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i was in london (the best city in the world☕💂♂️) it was so cold compared to texxas. i put my cowboy boots on the wet pavement and began to walk towards my hotel. when i wwas nearing my hotel i realised the rian had madr my fake tan drip. AAAAAAAAAA i screamed. i was nothin without my fake tan. i quickly ran into the hotel and got im my room before cleaning my self of and habing a shower. i looked in the mirror omg im so pale now i thoguht to myself.
her before
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her after
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i was very sad. i cant believe it rains so much in london. i waslked out of the hotal becuase i wanted to go eat lunch. i was staeving and i wanted a burger. as i was walkeing i accidently ran into someone. oops sorry partner!! i said looking up to meet the strangers eye. he was a big strong muscly strong buff man. "its ok he said" in his sexy british accent. i literally almost died he was so hot omg but i pulled my self etogether and walked to wars a burger king. i got into the burgur kin and ordered an american meal. "sorry we dont have that" the server said. i cried. i hate london.
