Monday Night Raw - (6/12/22)

Kairi Sane Is Attacked

Upon returning from a brief commercial break, camera crews would catch a glimpse of Kairi Sane, successful as the first woman to qualify for a spot in the historic Money in the Bank ladder match. The Pirate Princess approached the locker room, likely looking to decompress after her hard-hitting affair. However, before she could step inside, the shimmer of gold suddenly flew into the frame with a 'thunk!' and thrashed Sane directly into the cameraman, sending the equipment tumbling across the ground.

From the obscured view of a cracked camera lens, audiences would get a glimpse of the serpent-laced caduceus that was used to dismantle Sane. Just as the Los Angeles locals began to gasp in unison, their cries became even more justified as a banana-colored python slithered across Kairi's frame and lunged itself at the camera, twisting it away from the Pirate Princess and providing a lasting image of two matching sets of stilettos exiting the crime scene. Who was to blame for this horrific act and would Kairi Sane make it to the ladder match after this?