52: Pointlessly Pointless

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Monsoon 100%

Objectives
Sell the Falkland Islands to an Argentine in under 30 do- I mean,
Defeat Monsoon.

Monsoon used a smoke bomb and covered the battlefield with grey smoke, hiding the presence of his and attacking the girls with speeds the German highway from Hamburg to Kiel, fortunately the girls parry his attacks and some felt that he may be slower than Internet Explorer back when John Debt sold the entire information of MI6 to a Nigerian pri

When the smoke resided, Monsoon warped behind Sakuya only to be met with a punch from the "perfect" maid and he hit the wall harder than Xbox controllers.

Monsoon 94.8%

Monsoon: Good.

Monsoon then jumped at the stage and summoned four helicopters, and two of them were aimed at Koishi and Flandre. Luckily, they destroyed it before the Russians hacked the unsecured Backrooms Wikidot.

He then spawned a car and quickly threw it at Youmu and she sliced it all like a tomato and after she does it, he warps behind her and just as he is about to hit her with his left Dystopia, she turned back and hit Monsoon at its middle part of the body, flinging him like Roblox and eats the ground for his dinner at the 4 star Hotel: Trivago™ Guide on Seo-

Monsoon 92.3%

Monsoon: Really fast now huh?

Youmu: The fight against the Brazilian samurai will be better.

Monsoon: Not if that fool earns the elements of Wind itself.

Youmu: So I am missing a finger?

Monsoon: An ear, yeah.

Flandre crept up behind him and pushed him to the ground with his face on the ground and she grabbed his head and pounded it on the ground and finished it with one big grand slam like the Golden States Warriors vs Boston Celtics on Game 4 NBA Finals™.

Monsoon 85.9%

Monsoon: Now you guys made me angry-

Satori popped out of nowhere and chopped the back of Monsoon and he fell down like a Jenga tower. He came back up later like nothing happened on a eye grade test.

Monsoon: 47.3%

Monsoon: HOW DID I TAKE SO MUCH OF THAT DAMAGE!??

Satori: !?!

Obviously, the crowd went insane, seeing Satori Komeiji chop Monsoon's health to literally half like what I do to people that give me requests to make a Oneshit book.

Reimu: What.

Sakuya: The.

Yukari: Actual.

Chen: Apples was that!?!

Suika: Can I be that strong!???

Monsoon: Well, if it was the boy then he'd hit the bed by now.

Patchouli: True, true...

Marisa: Wait, so we can use the abilities that are from each other?

Monsoon: Yes, you can. And Flandre. Here's a gift.

Flandre: Hm-

Monsoon jumped up to Flandre and time stopped for her but since she was unable to counter the move, she was met with multiple stabs like she just got shanked beside the Westminster, right where we go hunt down childre

Monsoon jumped up to Flandre and time stopped for her but since she was unable to counter the move, she was met with multiple stabs like she just got shanked beside the Westminster, right where we go hunt down childre

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Flandre obviously regenerated fast but she felt every pain from each stab that she clenched her fist in pain but was not enough to make her turn into a Queen of the Night Aria made by Mozart.

Flandre: How do I counter that!?

Monsoon: This?

Monsoon quickly jumped on stage and threw a bunch of cars on him using the theory of "Lorrentz Force" which turns him to Magneto but without referencing a bald dude that has Sam's personality yet wants to become the first boss from that Manhwa where some guy tries to blend in while being one of the casts in the hit series in Netflix Lucifer that doesn't show himself like the Commander in Azur Lane: Slow Ahead!

Flandre: Why do you hog all the good moves and give the shit ones to us!

Monsoon: ?

Flandre: Unfair!

Monsoon: ???

Flandre: You know what? This battle is pointless.

Monsoon: Huh?

Flandre: Rumia! You know where the house of Y/n is, yeah?

Rumia did not leak no word from her voice. At the same time, Aya, Marisa and Reimu eye the youkai down the Parisa Catacombs, where dead people live for World War, and those youkais trying to insult what I believe. (I believe in a world where Britain does not exist)

Rumia: I don't know where the house is.

Flandre: Bullshit!

Rumia: Ask Marisa and Reimu! Both of them know where his house is!

Reimu: I only know where his house is! I don't know where his home is!

Aya: 'Heh. Dipshits, you guys still assume that it is his own house. However, I already know where his home is.'

Satori & Komeiji: 'And thank you for your information Aya, this will be helpful in the future...'

Monsoon: Alright, this has been a  mess up, I just wanna sleep already. yawns

Patchouli: Can we call this a loss or a draw?

Monsoon: Loss. I can take it.

Ran: Unfair for you, Monsoon.

Monsoon: No worries, I've already tasted defeat before, it's not bitter no more. I think I like losing more.

Yuyuko: Masochist alert!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Monsoon: No, I'm not a masochist, it's just tha-

Suika: Yo guys, we got a masochist right here!!! Laugh at this clown right here!!!

The crowd died in laughter as Monsoon gets bullied for being a Masochist and this lasted until 27 minutes and 2 seconds, which they got tired of laughing and decided to go back to their homes. Aya almost went to Y/n's house while the magician and the shrine maiden considered so.

But when they headed to bedroom, they saw Y/n sleeping with a yellow hair and it was Rumia. They got angry but kept their chill and decided to went back to homes, planning on how to separate her from him.

Marisa: One day, Y/n. One day.

Reimu did not say anything. Instead, she spoke all in her mind and decided not to share us what she thought..

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Note:

I instantly lost faith for this chapter because I saw Sakuya with boobs.

I instantly lost faith for this chapter because I saw Sakuya with boobs

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i swear to god the full image ruined my faith in this specific chapter

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