Cupid's mistake[ON HOLD]

3 : pre-divorce?

We ate at silence and she insisted that we split the bills and we did so,

"I know a shop nearby let's go there for desert" she said standing up

"Demanding" i rolled my eyes and rose up from my seat following her

We got out of the restaurant and they brought my car to us, we hopped in and she told me the directions to that shop

Within 15 minutes we got to that shop,
It was a small ice cream shop with a huge sign "Iced cream"

really? That's the name?

She got out of the car and went into the shop not waiting for me. Wow I can see her manners clearly

By the time I approached her she already had a cup of blackcurrant ice cream in her hand and looked at me innocently

"You're not getting anything?" She asked taking a spoon full of ice cream and shoving it down her throat

Yes. I'm getting blood pressure.

"Excuse me can I get a medium cup of vanilla with choco chips?"

"Yes sir" the employee smiled at me politely and proceed to serve me and I paid her

I turned towards her direction but only to her sitting on my car savoring her ice cream

I do not like it, when someone sits on my car, i can very well say she's doing it on purpose at this point

"Get down. Now." I glared at her standing right before her

She just stared at me and licked her spoon then threw it in the bin still sitting dangling her legs

Nice shot buddy

Shut up.

"I'm repeating it. Get the fuck down right now"

"Your ice cream's melting" she pointed to my cup

"It doesn't matter"

"Yes it does"

"I don't ca-"

She just jumped down and got in the car slamming the door

What is wrong with this woman, she's driving me nuts already

I ate the ice cream angrily and threw the empty cup inside the Bin and got inside the car

What a baby

Look no one asks for ur opinion

"You wanted to talk about something?"
She said nonchalantly admiring her nails

I let out a deep sigh

"So I have a friend, Priya who's a lawyer and she can help us with the pre divorce-"

She burst out laughing and I just stared at her what is wrong with her.

"I'm sorry what?" She said chuckling

"What what?"

"Pre divorce? Really?"

"Yeah....I mean there might not be one like that but can't we create it...we can't?"

"Are you dumb or are you being yourself?"

"Excuse me!" I exclaimed

The burn oooh

Shut up

"You are a fucking dumbass to think it exists you-" she let out a deep breath

"Call you friend we'll confirm it" she said

"I mean there's no way it exists i know but-"

"Then why did suggest it??" She asked I'm a frustrated tone

"Just 'cause"

"I can't believe I'm gonna marry a guy like you oh God what has my life come to" she just laid back on her seat looking up

"I was just kidding"

"Yeah right" she rolled her eyes

"I'm calling priya"

"Please do."

Within a few rings Priya answered and i explained to her that i am with a woman whom I'm going to marry and all and then I put her speaker

"Umm hello?" Priya said with confusion

"Yeah so basically our parents want us married but we oppose"

"Okay you wanna fight against and sue the for forcing you or something?"

"No no we just need divorce"

"You are not even married yet." I can feel her being done with me

"Umm hey Priya? Can you please, please make an appointment for your friend in a mental hospital? Yeah thank you" Chavi leaned in said this and leaned back again

The audacity!

I can hear Priya's ugly ass laughter from miles already

As expected she laughed then proceed to say "Ofcourse yes actually I was planning on doing so"

"You totally should!" Chavi encouraged her

"Enough." I yelled hanging up

"This is not funny." I said turning to Chav, glaring at her

She just suppressed her laughter looking at face

I turned on the car furiously stepping on the gas forcefully as she laughed her heart out

"Please look at your face, what a baby, I love you friend hehe"

"Enough Chavi where's your freaking house?" I gritted my teeth

She chuckled then told me the directions and i dropped her off

"Bye bye baby boy" she yelled blowing a kiss

She knows what she's doing doesn't she

I watched her walking inside the building and then drove away shaking my head, thinking about tonight.

This woman will be the death of me.

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The next day

I turned on the tv and kept the news channel I always watch, watching news during breakfast is my hobby

"It has been officially confirmed that the CEO of Lucid enterprises Mr. Ijay Trivedi will be marrying Ms. Chavi Deora the CEO of Allure enterprises-"

Oh wait what

When did they announce it to the public?

"They have also been spotted by the paparazzi last night, the couple were--"

The other things became blur
I knew who is behind all this shit

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AN: it's been ages and here I am!
I didn't proof read it very well and I'm sleepy asf so yeah byee