What it means to be in the A-LIST

Chapter 11: He or she?

No.1: He's got a really soft and silky hands for a guy.. I remembered the first time I held his hand in the SC council room.

No.2: He's got an unusual pretty face. A face that surely doesn't belong to a man. I know it for sure.! Come on! I'm an expert when it comes to women, so let's just say I've got a natural instinct when I see one.

No. 3: I'm pretty sure he also doesn't drink alcohol. Mukhang di pa yata nasasayaran ng alak ang sikmura ng gago.

No. 4: He doesn't like women kung ang pagbabasehan ay ang ginawang pagtulak nito sa kaawa-awang babaeng kumandong dito kanina. I can see disgust written all over his face nang makita kaming nag-eenjoy kasama ang mga babae.

Normally, a typical guy like him would drool over beautiful ladies like Andrei and I do.. well, except DJ of course who's a certified woman-hater.

But this Ollie guy is a total opposite in a suspicious way.

Hmmm.. I'm hundred percent sure... after all the data I've collected.....

Ollie Pierce.....

IS A GIRL..

A BABE...

A WOMAN..

XX CHROMOSOMES..

A CERTIFIED BITCH... whatever shit you regard for the opposite sex.

I smiled when the bitch headed towards our direction bringing a... woman with her.

I almost wanna fall off my seat because of overwhelming laughter inside my head. This is so freakin' hilarious.

No matter what charade you play Ollie, I won't fall for it. You're already busted witch! I already figured out your little secret.

So, I just indulged HIM in his little game.

Umupo na ito sa binakante nitong couch kanina kasama ang.. for sure, nirecruit nitong babae at nagsimulang uminom ng wait... alcohol? And a strong alcoholic drink for that matter?

" Oy! Ollie boy! Easy ka lang. Hahaha! Di yan mauubos!" puna ni Andrei!

" Hey! You're drinking zombie if I'm not mistaken right? Hinay-hinay lang. Malakas ang sipa nyan. " kunot-noong sabi naman ni DJ.

Balewalang tinungga lang ni Ollie ang alak at nakipaglandian na sa babaeng kasama nito.

" Nah! Don't mind me guys. Sanay ako sa tagayan. The night is young men! Let's all enjoy! Ah, by the way, this is Divine.. my date. " pagpapakilala nito sa babaeng kasama nito saka nito pinulupot ang kamay nito sa bewang ng babae at hinalikan ito sa sintido.

o________o -mukha ko.

Come on August! She's just messing around. Nothing serious.

Now, I'm starting to doubt my conclusion..

Binalewala ko nalang ang aking iniisip at pinagpatuloy ang pag-inom. Pasulyap-sulyap pa rin ako sa direksyon ni Ollie. Masaya itong nakikipaglandian sa babaeng kasama nito. Again August. All is well.

No.. I've already established the fact the he is a girl! I can't be mistaken!

or so I thought....

Nang biglang nagyaya ang babaeng kasama nito na sumayaw sa dance floor. Nagpaunlak naman si Ollie.

I can't afford to lose sight of him... or her.. psh. what the hell..

So, hinila ko ang babaeng nakakandong sakin patungo sa dancefloor para sundan ang aktibidades ni Ollie.

Sure enough, I saw her... or him.. on the dance floor. dirty dancing with the girl she's with. Ollie danced with the beat of the music, Whistle by Flo Rida.

can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

let me know

Ollie snaked his... or her arms around the girl's waist and started to work his or her? hips..

girl I'm gonna show you how to do it

and we start real slow

I saw how Ollie touched the girl's butt and groped it. Shit!

you just put your lips together

and you come real close

And slowly, looked the girl in the eyes and held her gaze. And for the final bomb...

can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

here we go

He... she..? KISSED THE GIRL TORRIEDLY.. PASSIONATELY.. ON THE LIPS...

FUCK!!! JUST WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

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Author's Note:

Yeahey!!! I'm back!!! hehe!

School's been harsh to me lately..! syet lang...

This is for all the people who read my story! Thanks for all your undying support mga fret!! hehe!

True to my word, this is your time to shine bhest!!! ahaha!

You're officially a part of my fantasy!!!! Character na jud ka yotz! You know who you are... ^___^v