Triple Threat Incorrect Quotes (BOOK 3!) FINALE

#165

RHM: Are you going out?

Reginald: I'm going to go to party with Sami and some of her lady friends

RHM: Your cheating on me?

Reginald: You know I'm  gay-

Charles: *Breaks down the door* Freeze!!

RHM: The fuck?

Reginald: Why is a government soldier on the toppat airship?!

Charles: You're under arrest

Reginald: What?! What did I do?!

Charles: New law states it's illegal to say the word "Gay"-

Ellie: *pops out from under the bed* Freeze!

RHM: WHAT IN THE-

Ellie: Charles Calvin you are under arrest for saying the forbidden word which is illegal!

Charles: Huh?

Reginald: For saying the word "illegal"?

Ellie: No the word "gay"-

Rupert: *Jumps out from under the covers* Freeze!!

Ellie: damnit!

RHM: Hehe

Rupert: Ellie Rose you are under arrest!

Reginald: How many are there!?

RHM: Hey this one isn't too bad looking for a soldier

Rupert: What? Ew no I'm gay for someone else-

Henry: *Jumps out of the closet* Freeze!!

Rupert: FUCK!!

RHM: HA!

Henry: Rupert Price you are under arrest!

Reginald: Wait it's 2022 and you just came out of the closet?

Henry: Wait how did you know I was gay-

Dave: *Jumps out of a cardboard box* Freeze!!

Henry: NO-

RHM: HAHAHAHA!!

Reginald: We need better security-