Trench coat only

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SHITPOST 1

A/n: AYO WHAT UP BOYS GOTTA A SHITPOST CHAPTER FOR YALL THIS IS NON CANON AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY NOW LETS GET IT!!!

THIS IS FOR YOU prinzek14

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In the city of RedGrave we see the infamous Devil May Cry shop home to the daughters of Sparda Diane and Vermila, the Umbra Witch Bayonetta, and one Umbran devil hybrid named Y/n

"Hey as anyone seen Y/n today?" Diane asked eating pizza as she sat at her desk, "Hmm now that you mention it he has been gone for awhile" Vermila responded as she read a book with the letter V on the cover, "Oh I'm sure he's fine probably just went to the sto-" suddenly the front doors came off the hinges and flew past Bayonettas face "Oh fuck all kinds of ducks we just replaced those!" Bayonetta cried out as a lone figure walked into the store "Y/n is that yo......" Vermila stopped mid sentence and saw that Y/n was wearing nothing but his trench coat and sunglasses "Not that I'm complaining but why are you only wearing your coat?" Diane ask confused but happy since she could see all of the umbran devil's goodies

Y/n lifted his glasses up so the girls could see his eyes and spoke only 3 simple words "For the brother" Y/n said confusing the girls "But you don't have a brother" Vermila stated as Diane nodded agreeing with her sister "Yeah........ Well unless uncle Eso got frisky with some random witch hey Bayonetta which witch did Y/n dad fuck?" Bayonetta sighed rubbing her temples "Diane not all umbra witches know each other" "but you knew Y/n's mom and his aunt an-" "ALRIGHT WE GET IT" Bayonetta shouted

Y/n all the while was still just saying 'for the brother' as a flash mob of horny women approached him.

To be continued...

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A/n: AND YES THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE FOR THE BROTHER!!!!

ANYWAY THESE SHIT POST CHAPTERS JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE TO KEEP Y'ALL ENTERTAINED BUT UNTIL NEXT TIME ADIOS

ANYWAY THESE SHIT POST CHAPTERS JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE SIDE TO KEEP Y'ALL ENTERTAINED BUT UNTIL NEXT TIME ADIOS

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