HUM TUM mile

WHAT'S HAPPENING ?

(As the new girl enter, she hugs Neil and Neil hugs her back.)
Girl (excitedly): Neil..... so long ha.....I missed you so much....
Neil: And I missed you too much.....I knew ki tum aaogi....
Girl: ofcourse aana toh tha..... Abhi ka reception jo hai....
Neil: ab aandar bhi chalo.....aur sab se mil bhi Lena.....(Neil to Aarohi)..... please thoda side dena....
(The girl and Neil leave towards the stage where Abhira were clicking pictures. Aarohi also follow them.)
Girl (hugging abhi): hello Abhi..... How are you??...... Aur congratulations.....(looking towards Akshara) mujhe aapni dulhan se introduce karao....
Abhi: Hello.... Isha.....tu kab aayi London se??.......(looking towards Akshara) aur ye he Mrs. Akshara Abhimanyu Birla. Aur akshu ye he Neil aur meri childhood friend, maa ki favourite, taayi ji aur paapa ki brilliant Dr. Isha Awasthi.....
Akshu: hello Isha.... Tum bhi doctor ho...(pointing at Aarohi) yeh meri behen Aaru...I mean Aarohi bhi doctor hai..
Isha (to Aarohi): hi.. Aarohi.... nice to meet you...
Aarohi (fake smiling): Hello... Isha... nice to meet you too....

(DJ plays "main agar kahu" song and everyone was doing couple dance)
Isha: aree... that's my favourite song.... Ab Abhimanyu ko toh couple dance keliye nahi pucha sakti.....
Neil: toh mat pucho...(forwards his hand ask her for a dance).. shall we have a dance Dr. Isha Awasthi??....
Isha (holding Neil's hand): yes... Why not....
(They headed to the dance floor, but seeing this Aarohi was not liking how Neil and Isha were enjoying and closely dancing together and also was getting jealous...but why??)
Aarohi (to herself):  ek number ka flirt hai ye chamgadar....Aarohi.... tujhe kya...koi bhi uss chamgadar ke saath dance kare....tu kyu itni irritate ho rahi hai.... Aaru bas...bas kar uske baare mein sochna....(she leaves from there and goes towards the food counter. All the aunties, manjiri, badi maama, mimi. Were sitting with the ladies and were chit chatting and gossiping...)

Lady 1: kya... manjiri ji ek bete ki shaddi hogyi... Ab dusre ka number kab hai??.....
Lady 2: Ab dusra bhi love marriage karega ya... Aapne koi ladki dekhi hai uske liye?...
Mahima: Neil love marriage nahi karega...aur agar karna chahata hai....toh bhi hume koi problem nahi...
Manjiri: bilkul didi... Hume koi problem nahi hai...
Lady 3: hume toh laga ki pehli Bahu...jis ghar se aayi hai ussi ghar se dusri bhi aayegi....
Mimi: nahi... nahi...aesa kuch nahi hai
Lady 1: okay...

(It's almost 12:00 am at night, reception is over everyone is biding a bye.)
Isha(to everyone): bye.... everyone.... abhi and akshu.... once again congrats...
Akshu: thanks...ab kab India wapas aaogi....
Isha: ab toh tumhe hi aana hoga London... meri shaadi ke liye...
Akshu: okay....hum jaroor aayenge... bye
(Isha leave from there. Aaru is shocked but there is a feeling of relief hearing that Isha is engaged.)
Aarohi (wispering in Akshu's ears): akshu...ye Isha saach mein engaged hai...
Akshu: haa... Usne hi bataya tha..
Aarohi: okay... Chal bye.... see you...
Akshu: Bye...(huging aaru)
(Everyone reached their Home safely.)

At Birla house, Abhira's bedroom,
Akshu (laying on the bed with the same outfit): Abhi... please lights off kardo....aaj bohot thak gayi hu main...
Abhi: arre....pehale change toh karlo.... fresh toh ho jao.....akshu...so gayi kya?
(Abhi turned towards Akshara)
Abhi(to himself): ye toh so gayi.... jewellery bhi nahi nikali....(Abhi goes near akshu and sees his adorable wife, takes off the jewellery, makes her sleep comfortably..)haaye kitni cute lag rahi hai sote wakt.... meri chidkurani....(and kisses her on forehead).....
(Then he also changed the clothes and sleeps besides her.)

NEXT DAY : IN BIRLA HOUSE,
Abhira's bedroom, (akshu wakes up early and she was wearing a gorgeous blue salwar suit, was getting ready, drying hairs with the towel, by which some drops were falling on abhi's face, by which his sleep gets a little disturbed. Abhi pulls Akshara towards him. Akshu fall on abhi.)
Akshu (shyly): abhi ye kya kar rahe ho.....chodo mujhe koi aa jayega...
Abhi: kuch nahi kar raha...bas apni wife ke apne husband ko uthane ke tareeke ko appreciate kar raha hu....
Akshu (sarcastically): appreciate....
Abhi: ha.....par please haar roj mujhe ishe taraha uthana...
(Abhi slowly moved his lips towards Akshara lips, and they were about to kiss but as usual Nishtha enters without knocking and suddenly they get separated from each other...)
Nishtha(keeping her hand on eyes): sorry... sorry.... Bhai.. mein knock Karna bhul gayi....agli baar se paka yaad rakhungi....par jaldi nichey aa jana.... bohot badi problem aa rahi hai...
Akshu(confused): kyaa problem??....kon aa Rahi hai.....aur pehle to aakho se haat hatao....(looking at abhi)
Abhi (scared): ohh shit...Nishu tu ja niche... Hum aa rahe hai bas do minute....
Nishtha: okay...Bhai jaldi aana...(nishtha leave the room)
Akshu: please mujhe bhi baatao...kon aa Raha hai??......
Abhi: aa raha hai nahi....aa rahi hai...
Akshu: par kon abhi??...
Abhi: tu niche jao mein ready hokar aata hu....
Akshu: okay.... thik hai...

At the dinning table, (Birla house)
Mahima (stressed): manjiri tumhe pata hai na...5 din baad woh aa rahi hai....sabhi rooms ki cleaning karva... Dono bahuo Ko ek khandani jewellery bhi dedo..... Guest room bhi saaf Kara do....aur ha panch din baad naukaro ko 3 mahine ki chuti de Dena .....
(Abhira enters the dinning area)
Manjiri (tensed): ji didi....(in mind)aur grocery shopping bhi kar leti hu....aur didi aapki aur shefali ki aur meri saree bhi toh press karne bhejni hai...
Abhi: 3 months... taau ji.... mein suna woh aa rahi hai...sach mein aa rahi hai??
Parth(jokingly): bilkul aa rahi hai.....abhi ready ho ja...ab hamara ghar....ghar kam aur jail jayada lagega...kyu Neil??.....
Neil: ha... Parth Bhai... mein toh kal hi ja raha hoon....aap hi problem ko handle karna Abhi bro.....(taunting to harsh)sir ne wese bhi mujhe kam ke liye Ghar se bahar jane ko keh deya hai....
Mahima and Anand(together): nahi....nahi bilkul nahi....
Mahima: woh toh specially hamari nayi  do bahuo Ko dekhne aa rahi hai....
Shefali (confused): do....par pichle baar toh unhone mujhe dekha or parkha bhi tha... Aur nayi bahu toh Akshara hi hai....
Aanand: haa....par woh specially abhi ki wife or Neil ki wife ko dekhne aa rahi hai....
Everyone (shocked): Neil ki wife??
Neil (sarcastically): phir toh accha hai...woh aayegi hi nahi.... kyuki meri shaadi hi nahi hui hai...
Harsh: woh bhi aa rahi hai... aur tumhari wife bhi.... kyunki unhone kaha hai ki woh iss baar aa kar aapna 'will' banane wali hai....aur unki property kisi ek Bahu ke naam hogi....
Akshu (confused): manjiri maa... Kon aa rahi hai??..... mujhe kuch samajh nahi Raha hai....aur ye Neil ki wife kyun hai???....... please mujhe bhi koi bata do....
Nishtha: aree bhabhi... Buaa dadi aa rahi hai..woh bohot strict hai..... Par harsh chachu... Neil Bhai ki wife??
Harsh: mein, bhaisahab aur Mahima bhabhi ne paid actress ko ghar Bulaya hai aaj.... perfect rajasthani bahu ke audition ke liye....
Mahima: aur manjiri tumhe ek ko select karna hai....aaj sham koi ja ham sab Ghar par honge..tab vo actress bhi aayegi... Shefali aur Akshara tum bhi manjiri ki help Karogi selection mein..
Neil mujhe iss baat pe aur koi behes nahi chahiye...
(Neil for that time agrees with the idea, but Manjiri know that Neil unlike this thoughts. Everyone finishes the breakfast and leaves for the respective work.)

At Goenka house,
Everyone was sitting in the living room. Aarohi was ready to go to the hospital.)
Swarna: Aaru.. hospital ja rahi ho...
Aarohi: ji... badi maama....woh Mujhe aap sab kuch baat karni hai...
Akhilesh (AG): Ha.. bolo aaru beta...
Aarohi: woh AG, bade paapa, kairav bhaiya... mein pichle month Jo exam dene wali thi....vo mujhe vapas dene hai.... aur iss baar mujhe kuch bhi chupa kar nahi karna... aur iss liye
Bade paapa: aur iss liye tumhe 2 lakh chahiye honge.... haina?..
Aarohi: ji bade paapa...
Kairav (angery): aaru tu firse  donation deke exam degi...
Aarohi: nahi bhaiya....iss baar University se dungi..... admission form bhi bhardiya hai....aur 2 lakh toh course and tution fees hai....3 mahine baad hai exam... Toh preparation ke liye bhi time hoga.....
Bade paapa: thik hai...par vansh tum aaru ke saath jakar University fees dekar aana....
Vansh: okay..
Aarohi: thanks bade paapa... bye mein chalti hu...(Aarohi leaves for hospital)

At Birla house,
(Manjiri  and Akshara trying to convince Neil to agree with the fake marriage plan.)
Neil: sorry maa...par mujhse ye sab nahi hoga....(saying to akshu) bhabhi aap toh samjhao maa ko...
Akshu: mein kya samjhau....maa bilkul sahi keh rahi hai... Neil Tum hi socho unki aakhari wish hai ki woh hamare family ko khush, ek saath aur complete dekhna chahti hai....
Neil: par fir toh hum unhe dhoka de rahe hai....
Manjiri: bilkul nahi...koi dhoka nahi de rahe hai...bas unki aakhari khwaish puri kar rahe hai...aur dekh Neil manja.... tujhe meri kasam hai....
Neil (irritated): maa... Okay fine...par aap ye kasam mat dena fir kabhi....
Manjiri: aacha thik hai... sorry...
(Manjiri and akshu hug Neil, and are happy with Neil's decision.)

Precap: The audition begins for the wife of Neil (perfect rajasthani bahu).