(A/N) i am being stalked by my own parents /hj
1.
Salt: truth or dare?
Oj: *exasperated* truth.
Salt: do you want to kiss me?
Oj: dare.
Salt: *leans in* i dare you to kiss me
Oj: nEver HavE i eVeR-
Salt: ThAt'S NoT tHe gAmE
2.
Baseball: Hey Lightbulb, can you get me a drink?
Lightbulb: What do you want?
Baseball: Something as dark as my unforgiving soul.
Lightbulb: *carries a glass of milk*
Baseball: I feel insulted.
Lightbulb: You should.
3.
Lightbulb: Do you ever get water hungry?
Test tube: What???
Fan: Water hungry???
Paintbrush: *used to it* She means thirsty.
Lightbulb: Oh yeah-
4.
Literally any couple in hotel OJ: *staring into each other's eyes*
Lightbulb: *opening a can of Dr. Fizz*
Literally any couple in hotel OJ: We are having a moment.
Lightbulb: And I'm having a Dr. Fizz
5.
Suitcase: Be nice!
Knife: I am!
Suitcase: You threatened him (Trophy) with your kind!
Knife: At least I didn't stab him!
6.
Lightbulb: *panicking* OMGA!! PAINTY!! YOU'RE BLEEDING!!
Paintbrush: *completely calm* Don't worry Bulby, this isn't my blood.
7.
Paper: *eating food* Ow! I just bit my tongue and it really hurts!
Oj: Really? I bite it all the time and you don't complain.
Paintbrush: Damn. IT'S 7 AM!!!
8.
Test tube: Have you ever liked someone before but were too scared to say it?
Fan: All the time.
Test tube: Same.
Fan and Test tube: *in silence*
Lightbulb: *in the distance* OH MY JUST KISS ALREADY OR I'M GONNA SNAP
9.
Bomb: O-o-o-ok Kn-n-nife, you're up!
Knife: Alright, never have I ever kissed someone.
Pickle: *bursts through wall*
Pickle: I can change that.
10.
Cherries: Let's play hide n seek!
Fan: Ok!
Lightbulb: Count me in!
*Fan is it*
Fan: *after counting 20* You would not believe your eyes~
Lightbulb: *from Paintbrush's closet* IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
11.
Oj: Could you at least try to be nice?
Trophy: You're still breathing. That's me being nice, Oj.
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Inanimate insanity shenanigans (real)
HumorAs I said in my inanimate crack book, this would be headcanons and incorrect quotes! I don't really have much of a description sooo... deal with it. Inanimate insanity characters don't belong to me
