1.
Cop: You ran a red light.
Lightbulb: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Lightbulb: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
2.
Oj: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Paper. Except you!
Paper: But Oj, I think you're suspicious!
Oj: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
3.
Paintbrush: Lighty- I mean Lightbulb, you have any shaving cream?
Lightbulb: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Paintbrush: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Lightbulb: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
4.
Pepper: It's like, a big day today, Salty-salt! *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Salt: Like mustard of course... it looks less like blood.
5.
Paintbrush: Bye Lightbulb! Bye Yin! Bye Oj! Bye Soap! Bye Lightbulb!
Yang: You said 'bye Lightbulb' twice.
Paintbrush: I like Lightbulb and I don't like you.
6.
Oj: I give up. I am so tired.
Pickle: Get the emergency supply!
Knife: *carries Paper and places them in front of Oj*
Paper: *smiles*
Oj: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Inanimate insanity shenanigans (real)
MizahAs I said in my inanimate crack book, this would be headcanons and incorrect quotes! I don't really have much of a description sooo... deal with it. Inanimate insanity characters don't belong to me
