1.
Apple: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Marshmallow: Merry crisis.
Trophy: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Lightbulb: Hoe hoe hoe.
Apple: Guys, please.
2.
*Paintbrush drunkenly wanders around the house and Test tube is drunkenly giggling*
Fan, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Lightbulb.
Lightbulb, going to her room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
3.
Pepper: Salt, I'm afraid.
Salt: Just stay close to Bomb.
Pepper: That's why I'm afraid.
4.
Right cherry: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Left cherry: What baby?
Right cherry, crying a bit: Me.
5.
Left cherry: Hey, let's mess with people, guys!
Yang: Hey, Lightbulb, your momma so fat-
Lightbulb: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
Left cherry: Well, uh- *walks away* Hey, Knife, your dad-
Knife: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
Yang: The f*ck-
Cherries, in unison: Well then...
Yin: Stop, Cherries!
Right cherry: Balloon, your grandparents so-
Balloon: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
Lightbulb: What. The. Fluff.
6.
Marshmallow: Bow's refusing to wear her glasses!
Bow: Dough, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Bow: *points to Lightbulb* Lightbulb.
Bow: *points to Paintbrush* Paintbrush.
Bow: *points to Apple* Kumquat.
7.
Lightbulb: *Pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*
Fan: Where did you get that?
Lightbulb: My pocket.
Fan: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Lightbulb: Skills.
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Inanimate insanity shenanigans (real)
HumorAs I said in my inanimate crack book, this would be headcanons and incorrect quotes! I don't really have much of a description sooo... deal with it. Inanimate insanity characters don't belong to me
