Pizza Burner 🍕🔥
Okay so Ik you hate when I do this...
What did you do?
I have a new joke to tell
Go ahead
What's the joke?
Your mum
I'm telling my mum you said that
NONONONO
DON'T DO THAT
Im kidding
Or not 👀
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
What?
A decomposer
WOWWW
I feel very hurt
So was your mum after she found out she was pregnant with you
Yk what is funny?You using memegenerator.net
You can never let me laugh in peace
It was your choice to be my bf and now you're stuck with me 🙃
True and I will never regret meeting you and being your bf
And I will never regret texting the wrong number and being your gf
You and me
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ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇɴᴅ100% agree
I have a joke to tell
What is it my Dearest Hester
What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? 😏😏
Oh no you're using that emoji again
Is that your final answer? 😏
you know what sure. I'm too scared to find out what the answer is
their balls are just for decoration 😏
That's it. You need to go to church
you want to "take me to church" 😏
Interesting
Very interesting 😏
well that's the only way you have a chance of seeing the pearly white gates
BAHNHABBAAB
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I MEAN DO YOU
NO I DO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
I'M TAKING YOU TO CHURCH
You sweet soul
I really don't deserve youWHAT
OFC YOU DESERVE MEthe church is a metaphor for something
well what is the metaphor
Look up the lyrics of
take me to church by Hozier(2 minutes later)
You dirty dirty mind
There is no hope for you
I'm sorry
No you are not
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A/N: thank you for reading. I know it has been a very long time since I have updated. But I just kinda put something together to remind you that I'm here- I'm gonna try to update more. If you enjoyed please vote if you want, it will be deeply appreciated. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)
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