Fifty Shades of Lester (Phan)

Daniel James Howell

Where do I start off? I am Daniel James Howell, but I simply prefer Dan. I just turned 21, go me. I would describe myself as a stubborn, yet kind-hearted person. I don't let just anyone take hold of my heart. I've never been in a relationship before, and I'd like to keep it that way until I find "the one." I know, cheesy.

I reside in Seattle, Washington. I'm a Senior at Washington State, Vancouver and am maintaining a GPA of 4.1. I'm majoring in English Literature. As a child, I would immerse myself in books and wouldn't for a second take my eyes off of the magnificent words. Literature is a gift that many people do not cherish.

But as of right now, I may not have the job of my dreams, but I'm just trying to get by at the moment. I work at a plain ol' hardware store, getting minimum wage. Luckily, I graduate soon, so I will be able to put my degree to good use momentarily.

I wouldn't complain about my living arrangements though, as I live in a cozy, snug apartment with my best friend PJ. We have been friends since 2nd grade, and he has always been by my side, through thick and thin. I appreciate the advice he gives me, and the comforting he provides when I go into existential crisis mode, which is often. I'd like to say I'm an emotional mess.

Life has been dull and repetitive lately, doing the same things every single day. School, work, school, work. Nothing absolutely astonishing ever happens in my life, and I'm growing weary.

But, abruptly, thanks to PJ, I have the opportunity to interview the CEO of a very large and growing Enterprise Holdings Company. Even though it'll probably be a very nerve wracking experience, I'm sure I will grow from it. I'm not very knowledgeable of this company, but I've heard many good things about the CEO, Mr. Lester.