bsd character headcanons but it's just slander

skk and sskk (chuuya birthday special)

dazai collects scrunchies for chuuya

chuuya made dazai watch over a dog that dazai gifted to him and dazai was terrified the entire time. but at least he was promised cuddles and kisses after.

dazai bought chuuya a border collie, a girl. chuuya swooned.

the doggo had her first period, and needless to say, both of them were horrified. but after that experience, whenever either of them are cranky, all the other needs to say is, "you must be on your period, huh?!" whilst pouring orange juice in their cereal. (yes, they both like orange juice in cereal. asagiri told me so)

dazai has a wall of pictures of chuuya in their room. just a wall dedicated to him. its basically a shrine at this point, and it creeps chuuya the fhgk out. probably where akutagawa got his creepiness from.

chuuya-

would probably try to befriend the agency in spite of dazai, and to pull pranks on him

sskk

i feel like i do a ton of first kisses but

im positive their first kiss was something like..

akutagawa with his tea in the morning, atsushi waking up and being so tired that he grabs akutagawa's tea and drinks it. atsushi meets akutagawa's hard gaze fixated on him with wide eyes, and only just then realizing what he'd done

just a snippet of an idea, but they probably had an accidental indirect kiss multiple times in the past

and ofc a very happy birthday to my favorite little gay fancy hat guy