ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ

M͏a͏r͏r͏i͏a͏g͏e͏: w͏a͏s͏t͏e͏ o͏f͏ t͏i͏m͏e͏

At Nagpur Medical College:

Aniket(AK) : Yaar, Ajinkya aaj ka lecture kitna boring hain. Chal na bunk marke kahi ghumne chalte hain.

Ajinkya(AJ) : Tujhe toh waise bhi jyadatar lectures boring hi lagte hain. Chup chap beth aur padhne lag aur nahi padhna toh mujhe padne de.

Aniket : Kaisa dost hain yaar tu, dhikar hain esi dosti par.

Sai who was, sitting ahead of them gets irritate by them. As, she wasn't able to concentrate on lecture.

SJ(irritatey) : Agar tum dono ka ho gaya ho to mei thoda padh lu. Kyunki kya hai na tum dono ke hote hue, yeh toh na mumkin hain.

Ajinkya : Mei toh kuch nahi bol raha, yeh Aniket hi hain jo kabka disturb kiye ja raha hain. Na khud padh raha hai aur na dusro ko padne de raha hain.

Aniket : Yaar, tum log kitne boring ho, kabhi toh bunk mara karo class. Tumhe kya pata iski bhi ek alag maza hain.

Here, professor noticed them talking he was about to scold them but he noticed that his lecture had got over.

Professor : So, students today's class over here only. Hope, you understand all the topics very well. We will discuss further in our next class, Thankyou.

All students : Thankyou Sir.

Professor : And yes, Aniket, Ajinkya & Sai come in my office, I want to talk with you.

Trio(sadly) : Yes, sir.

Professor leaved the class. And here trio started blaming e/o.

SJ(angrily): Dekha, tum dono ki wajah se ab mujhe bhi sir ki dant sunni padegi.

Ajinkya(disappointed) : Yeh sab is Aniket ki galti hain, jiski saza hum dono ko bhi bhugatni padegi.

Aniket : Ab isme meri kya galti...

SJ : Bas ab yaha bhi shuru mat ho jao aur chalo jaldi varna pata chala late ane ke karan sir aur gussa ho jaye.

With this the trio moved to professor's office, where thay got scolded by him for not concentrating in lectures & doing masti.

At Police Station:

VC : Haan, aai meine nashta kar liya hain.

AC : Acha hain, meine aaj khas tere liye tere pasand ka khana banaya tha, bata kaisa tha.

VC : Are aai yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hain aapke hathon ki bani hui har ek chiz mere liye swadisht hain.

AC : Toh ghar time se aa raha hain ki aaj bhi late?

VC : Apko toh pata hain ki meri duty hi esi hain ki mein jaldi ghar nahi aa sakta.

AC : Kya golu kabhi toh jaldi aa kar apne parivar ko bhi thoda time de diya kar, ki sara pyaar aur time sirf Bharat Mata ke liye hi hain.

VC : Kya aap bhi aai, acha mein koshish karunga jaldi ane ki bas.

AC : Thik hain mujhe tujhse ek jaruri baat karni hain.

VC : Kahiye kya hua koi pareshaani hain.

AC : Ha woh tujhe Reema mami yaad hain...

VC : Haan, woh badi nani ke bete ki bahu jo mujhe apki tarah golu kehti thi.

AC : wohi.. woh tere liye usne ek ladki batayi hain shaadi ke liye uski saheli ki beti hain. Bohot sundar aur sanskari hai.

VC : Toh isme mein kya karu aur aapko pata hai ki mujhe shaadi nahi karni, phir kyu.