"Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shoot-out." As Tom leaves in his patrol car, with his red and blue emergency lights blazing, Wade laughs. "Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel. But they do need it back."
The turtle from earlier is seen still slowly strolling across the road and doesn't seem to notice an oncoming truck approaching. Just then, a blue speck of light speeds past and the turtle is now gone. We see that it was actually Sonic and that he saved the turtle.
Izuku: Your a hero to that turtle
"Whoa, buddy! You almost got yourself killed out there. What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie?" Sonic says as he gently pats the turtle's head with his finger "It must be rough being slow all the time. Tell you what. Today is your lucky day.
"Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen plays as Sonic runs at full speed down the road with the turtle in his hands, and the turtle looks like it is enjoying the ride. "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Have you ever felt so alive?!" Sonic does an airplane impression with the turtle in one hand. "This is great! You're doing amazing!" The turtle flies out of his hand. Oh, geez!" Sonic runs to retrieve the turtle and runs back "Good recovery!" Sonic speeds through the foothills. "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
Sonic sets the shaking turtle down on the ground after their run in the woods. "Let's keep this our little secret, okay? You never saw me." Then in a mysterious voice "I was never here."
"Don't Stop Me Now" continues as Sonic speeds through the woods and into his new home in the trunk of a tree and he's having a real blast, mimicking the legendary Freddie Mercury, doing calisthenics, playing guitar like Brian May, and jumping rope. "So what were you expecting?" Swinging on a tire swing playing the sweet guitar solos of Queen guitarist Brian May. "A dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling to survive? Think again." Sonic is reading comic books of The Flash, which follows the story of Barry Allen a forensics expert for the Central City Police Department who got super speed after getting struck by lightning and falling onto some unstable chemicals. He uses his powers to save people and find others like him.
Keanu: In the movie DC's League of Superpets, I'm the voice of Batman.
Knuckles: Ah the Dark Knight.
Aven: Sonic, we should watch the CW Flash series
Sonic: Yeah we should.
"Because I am living my best life on Earth. I've got a library," Running inside a dryer like a hamster on a wheel "a home gym," Wearing a ninja headband and brandishes two pairs of nunchucks. "and a state-of-the-art security system." Sonic waves the nunchucks around until he hits himself. He then plays ping-pong with himself, zipping between both sides of the table, and has fun until he hits Longclaw's Ring satchel, spilling several Rings as well as a piece of paper on the ground.
"Oh, no!" Sonic gathers the Rings and puts them back and then takes a look at the paper, which is actually a map of planets one of them looks like the Sega Saturn logo. And an illustration of the Master Emerald (more on that later.)
Asui: what's with the diamond.
Aven: actually it's an emerald.
"And if I'm ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions and use my Rings to escape to a new planet." Sonic holds up a Ring to the map against Earth on the map. He then hovers it over another planet, represented by mushrooms. "A nice, safe world filled only with mushrooms." Sonic tosses the ring, and it opens up a portal to the Mushroom Planet, where thousands of mushrooms large and small grow like forests. "Gross, smelly mushrooms."
Sonic now looks annoyed says. "I hate mushrooms."
Izuku: Even foods with it.
Jiro: even Pizza with mushrooms
Sonic: especially.
Sonic reaches a ledge overlooking Green Hills and looks out at the beautiful landscape. "But let's not worry about all that! This is Green Hills, the greatest place on Earth." Sonic speeds off to the city. "These are my people, and, dare I say, I am their loveable space creature." Stands on top of a building, watching everything. "So what if they don't know I exist?" We see Tom holding a donut. "My favorite person is the Donut Lord," Tom eats the donut. "protector of this town and defender of all creatures, big and small."
We see a family of ducks crossing the road and Tom is halting traffic in order to let the ducks cross and he also talks to them.
"Morning! Donald, Daisy, Daffy."
We then see Maddie Wachowski, Tom's wife, walking to her backyard with a laptop.
"Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady." We see that Maddie is practicing yoga. "She is super nice to animals and strangely was born without bones."
Sonic is watching from behind some bushes and trying to replicate Maddie's poses. "Ouch, ouch, ouch."
Maddie: you need to take a deep breath and relax when it comes to yoga.
We see Crazy Carl, holding a crudely drawn picture of Sonic called Sanic in front of some people and they are laughing hysterically.
Todoroki: he sucks at capturing you're likeness Sonic.
Sonic: Thanks Todoroki.
"There is one person in town who's actually onto me. He calls me the blue devil!"
"I almost caught him last night."
We see a flashback where Crazy Carl has traps set up all over the place.
"Say hello to Crazy Carl." Sonic zips by the traps, setting them off, and not one of them catches him. Crazy Carl grows frantic. "We have fun together."
Crazy Carl ends up getting caught in one of his own traps and is now hanging upside down from a tree.
"I know you're out there! And I know you're real!"
"No, I'm not!" Sonic says as he takes Carl's soda can.
"That's my soda."
Eggman: He deserved it.
Sonic: It's weird we agree on something.
Tom and Maddie are sitting on the couch with their dog, Ozzy, eating popcorn and watching a movie. "Movie night is my favorite." Sonic slowly rises from behind the window and has his fingers crossed and his eyes closed. "Please, please, please, please." Sonic opens one eye and sees the movie's title, Speed, appear on the television. "Yes! Keanu! You are a national treasure."
Keanu: Thanks Sonic.
"When I find you--" Keanu Reeves says as LAPD officer Jack Traven
"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on the bus." Dennis Hopper interrupts as the villain Howard Payne.
"Pop quiz, hotshot." Makes a chef's kiss gesture. "It's a classic line."
"Basically, we're like a family. Even though we haven't met yet."
You don't zink your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy, perhaps?" Sonic says in a German accent as a therapist Dr. Reginald Penguin PhD. "Crazy? Me? No way, Doc. You got me all wrong." He says as he switches to Dr. Penguin again. "And despite all these so-called friends of yours," he takes off the glasses "deep down," He says in a normal voice "you're still rather lonely?"
Bakugo: You're not Roger from American Dad! Sonic.
Tom: At least he ain't Ricky Spanish.
Wade: or the french assassin persona.
Wachowski residence, night. As Sonic leaves for the night, he takes one last look through the window and smiles a little from seeing the Wachowskis enjoy The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad! during the ending.
"Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?" Sonic frowns and departs.
Izuku: You are never alone. You have us.
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