"Another boring day same traffic same coffee same people"
Red: you should stop saying these filmy lines
??? : hey it's orignal i made it
Red : when
??? : just now.
Red: bruhhh
Officer: sir, i am sorry to interpret but you know you are in middle of a plane crash right?
Alin: oh yea yea yea we're sorry
Red: you are so fucking irresponsible whatever let's go we have to see the survivors
Alin: it's not like it's my fault i—
Red: CAN WE GO NOW!?
Alin : yea s-ure why n-not
*Night 3:32 am*
"I can't believe he got away i was faster than cheetah but still still.... "
Alin: red don't worry you were shot by 3 bullet right at same place but you still chase them right it's enough
Red: yea i can atle— wait where were you at that time
Alin: umm i....
Red: get lost before i kill u
Alin: understood boss
*home*
*i can't tell him i was in mall that time i think it's better for him not knowing it*
Alin: then what should i do with this sticker i found lying in Dustbin at mall it's looking quite cool should i....
OF COURSE I AM GONNA STICK IT ON MY ARM
*7 mins later*
The actual fuck
It's not looking cool now... It's looking freaking childish now how do i remove it
"You can't"
Alin: WHAT TH—
