A Crusader in Eragon

The end, for Real This Time.

As for how you punch it harder than that, no one had any actual ideas yet. Then a familiar voice came onto the line.

Crusader Kamina: Who the hell do you think we are?! We are the Crusaders! I see no good reason as to why this puny mecha should scare us! And of course, the one thing that we can do as men is combine our strength.

Andy started to put two and two together, you could practically see his brain working overtime to figure out what to do. When he did, he immediately grabbed the intercom again.

Andy: You guys ever heard of a spirit bomb? Well what if we do that, but instead of a bomb that wastes energy we do something practical?

Somewhere in the distance Crusader Simon was yelling for a drill. He was quickly slapped and shut up.

Andy: Any other ideas?

They ran through their options, a sword was popular but Trunks already did that. A good number of the crusaders wanted a bow, which was a good idea but wasted energy on the actual formation of a bow. Someone wanted a basketball for some reason, someone suggested a two-by-four lego piece and was immediately shot for such a horrible suggestion. Someone wanted to just shoot a laser at it but that was too boring. A slinky was thrown in but immediately rejected. Eventually, they settled on just giving the energy to someone and having them punch it, The only question was who.

(Y/n): Well, I mean this is Andy's quest.

Andy: I would be honored but why not Issei? He could just double it.

Issei: It's about the principle of it.

Andy: Alright, You would probably make it into boobs somehow anyways. Now I just need to get the spirit bomb ability.

[You are not pure of heart and cannot use the spirit bomb. But you could just use a basic energy transfer ability.]

Andy: Oh, well that's fine, hey Issei could you get the mic for me?

Issei turned on the intercom and gave the mic to Andy.

Andy: Listen up everyone, I can't use the spirit bomb, so here's the plan. Send energy any way you can, the Anti Spiral has been nice enough to just fight Manus for now but we don't have a lot of time. SO SHOW ME JUST WHAT WE CAN DO ON THE OCCASION WE WORK TOGETHER!

Andy stumbled at the initial energy, he had to activate a couple of demon forms for his physical body to keep up. He slowly rose the ranks of his transformations until he ran out, and he still needed more. So he activated his dragon hybrid form and managed to barely keep his body from exploding due to the sheer power when it finally stopped.

Andy: Woah, I feel like I could fight a galaxy.

Manus: You can beat the shit out of the Anti-spiral.

Andy rushed out of the ship and straight-up tackled the mech that was about a gazillion times bigger than him.

Anti-Spiral: How?

Andy: Fuck you, that's how.

Andy drew his new favorite sword, Excalibre, Model: Chaos. By no means the strongest of its kind, but when wielded by a child of chaos it was a force to be feared. The Anti-Spiral took a swing and got its arm sliced off in an instant. If you were to ask the crusaders they would have sworn they heard music playing, but they all heard something different. Some heard sabaton, others heard Seven nation army, others still heard ambiguous funk or jazz. This is a secret effect of the sword, it makes those near it hear the most inspirational music for them when in perfect sync with its wielder.

Anti-Spiral: What the fuck are you people?

Andy: God's chosen few, those who cause chaos, fix problems, and we also kill pretentious galactic assholes like yourself. We are the Crusaders, and yes you should fear us.

With another swing, Andy severed the remaining limbs on the Anti spiral and broke into the cockpit, which was basically this massive stasis chamber with an entire planet inside of it.

Andy: What would happen to that collective consciousness of yours if I broke your planet?

Anti-Spiral: You wouldn't.

Andy: Oh yes I will.

With another swing of his sword, Andy cut the Anti-Spiral's home planet in half, thus severing the collective and returning them to free-thinking individuals. Or at least that was how it was supposed to happen, in reality, the thing fucking exploded. It would have taken half the fleet out if Manus hadn't stopped the majority of it from reaching them. In the aftermath, none of them could find Andy. Attam seemed to know what happened to him, but refused to say anything other than

"He unlocked his semblance."

And that is the story of Attam Anderson, yes it ends here. The next part is going to be a little different, but still a lot of the same. With that, I bid farewell to the story of Andy and look forward to my next work.

(A/n: Huge thanks to @CPTSUCCESS for helping with this chapter, seriously I would have gotten stuck for so much longer without you. Don't worry this is not the end of my crusader verse story, just an interruption. Expect a new story out soon, PEACE!)