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Chuckle Sandwich

Ted: You have to apologize to Schlatt
Charlie: Fine.
Charlie: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Ted: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Schlatt: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Charlie isn't

Ted: I know you snuck out last night, Schlatt.
Charlie: Play dumb!
Schlatt: Who's Schlatt?
Charlie: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Ted: What do you think Schlatt will do for a distraction?
Charlie: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Charlie: ... or he could do that.

Ted: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Schlatt: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Charlie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Schlatt: Good thinking.

Ted: Why are you on the floor?
Schlatt: I'm depressed.
Schlatt: Also I was stabbed, can you get Charlie, please.

Ted, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Schlatt, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Charlie: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Ted: playing systemic oppression