The E-Boys

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George: *Screams*
Alex: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
James: Should we do something?!
Will, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

*George is cooking*
Alex: Any chance that's for me?
George: It's for Will. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
James: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

George: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Alex: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
James: I got distracted about halfway through.
Will: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

George: Truth or dare?
Alex: Dare
George: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Alex: Hey James
James, blushing: Yeah?
Alex: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Will.

Will: You know those things will kill you, right?
George, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
James, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Alex: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

George, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Alex, pulling out an Uno card: +4
James, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Will, trembling: What are we playing

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