A/N I WILL BE BACK MOMENTARILY

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Ayup,It's me,the person who posts once every year-Updates will be slow as I have my amazing GCSEs coming up :) but I will try and get a chapter out some point this week!
If you have any suggestions you want in the story please let me know :)

Now, Some things my sibling has said out loud.

Give me a fist bump
*Fist bumps*
Thank you for fisting me.

I've eaten so many peanuts that if a cannibal was to eat me and they were allergic to peanuts I'll get my revenge

Penes *Wot*

Lets talk about how sexy shrek is

My tounng fits in this whole perfectly

He took the picture and I dropped the knife

This song makes me wanna villany jiggle

Stop dying-It's not sexy stop

I wanna empty myself out my organs and intestines all over the kitchen floor,Good luck cleaning that one up mother I'm dead

When I breathe it's crusty

It's so chunky-You can make another human out of that-I called you fat.

Tubbo put your eyes away

Aye yeya

No cause my brain says 'Actually let me show you a picture of a masive male organ'

How do you do taxes
Sibling-Tideiess
That's not explaining how to do tax

Do you want me to warm you up, I have a bbq

I thought he was a Nazi ya know-
Debbie
Papera

I'm watching the nonce and the ghost

Put your bones away britch

U good familama

I will slap you silly with a fish if you carry on-

If I eat a cigarette is that cannibalism?

I do t want to see a goats gaping mouth hole while I'm trying to eat my rice

Unless it gonna feed me grapes like that I don't care

I wrote saw but there's a 0 in it.

*making gremlin noises*
Me-Silence Pesant
That should go in the quote book-

I'll shuffle on your grave.

*hi ho plays*
Is this ABBA

Touch tips

WHY IS THEIR A CAPITAL I IN BACKWARDS

You singing is a hate crime to gays cause I'm right here

I just chocked on Jesus

That is literally Niki manajis dilda

My throats crusty

Gloog gloog I'm a fish

This song makes me want to violently kick down a public toilet

I spelt 7 words wrong in  that sentence.There's 6 words in that sentence.

Lower case letters are minors so if you wanna fuck a lower case i then your trying to fuck a minor and that makes you a pedophile

In English I wrote about me giveing anal by my best friend

A blonde walked into a bar.Ouch

Your a tree Foolish

If dogs could lay eggs the world would be a totally different place

You bald parakeet

Nan looks...Copper

Angel why are you bold?

Your a big sausage and ya nan likes food-

Abortion,that's what he should have been

What abortion bucket did you sliver out of

*Sprays dog* Jesus

What if a french person speaks to me like I don't speek Spanish

My favourite chocolate chip

Angel do you want to be a nun

If I swallowed him he would die

I thought she was seizing but she just shook

The jeep lifted up to let her in

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