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[image description]a tumblr post by lightsabercodytext reads:s2 ep12 voyage of temptation is really the definition of star wars: the clone wars

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s2 ep12 voyage of temptation is really the definition of star wars: the clone wars

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obi-wan has a passionate debate about pacifism with his ex while anakin sips a space martini in the background. we get told two random clones' names only for them to be immediately and absolutely horrifyingly murdered by a giant robot spider. anakin's men tell him there's probably an assassin on board and he gets annoyed because he's missing dinner about it. obi-wan needs to show some senators a robot spider so he puts it in a covered dish and presents it as dessert solely for drama. satine literally accuses obi-wan of torture and he's like "chill out just give me a second". cody finds a robot spider that he specifically knows kills people by getting at their face, puts his face real close to it, and then when it jumps on his face falls over and fires randomly at the ceiling. anakin calls obi-wan's ex his girlfriend and obi-wan yells "she's not my-!" with all the gravitas of a twelve year old. obi-wan and satine confess their love for each other while the bad guy visibly goes "wait what the fuck" in the background. the same bad guy essentially says "what are you going to do, kill me?" so anakin kills him and the imperial march starts playing.
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fun fact: when I saw this episode I was so shook by the love confession and the drama™️ that I didn't even notice the imperial march was playing

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[image description]a tumblr post by kenobs text reads:Obi-Wan: [can't find Satine aboard the Coronet]Obi-Wan: [uses hands as a microphone] MANDALORE IS A VERY VIOLENT PLANETSatine: [runs through the corridors and pushes guards into the walls] WE A...

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Obi-Wan: [can't find Satine aboard the Coronet]
Obi-Wan: [uses hands as a microphone] MANDALORE IS A VERY VIOLENT PLANET
Satine: [runs through the corridors and pushes guards into the walls] WE ARE NOT VIOLENT
Obi-Wan: there she is
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honestly though I may have forgotten some details but.... why was Satine so convinced that running Mandalore with pacifist ideals was a good idea.... like ma'am this is a warrior culture with jetpacks and blasters who enjoy picking fights with the local space wizards as a fun family adventure.... they are not going to like your ideas

also I like Obitine but I just feel.... Satine acted a bit superior with her views as though pacifism made her better than everyone else. idk just the way she acted sometimes. I dont hate her it's just what I noticed

- ari

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