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Burgertron , trying to convince to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Kikmee: And loud!
Bonz-Eye: And grumpy!
Dimlit: And oblivious to reality!
Clogstopper:

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Burgertron : Favorite horror movie?
Kikmee: It
Bonz-Eye: Saw
Dimlit: Annabelle
Clogstoper: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Burgertron : We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Kikmee: ... Your what?
Burgertron : My friends.
Bonz-Eye: Are they saying "friends"?
Dimlit: I think they're being sarcastic.
Clogstoper: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Burgertron ! All of your friends are in this room.
Burgertron : I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Burgertron : Where's Kikmee, Bonz-Eye, and Dimlit?
Clogstoper: They're playing hide and seek.
Burgertron : Where?
Clogstoper: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Burgertron : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Kikmee: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Bonz-Eye: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Dimlit: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Clogstoper: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Burgertron : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Ulf: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Jackie : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Dimlit: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Burgertron : Care for another sundae, weenie?
Ulf: I am not a weenie!
Jackie : Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
Ulf: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Dimlit: You tell 'em, Ulf! *sips their drink*
Ulf: Dimlit, what're you doing here?
Dimlit: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Burgertron : I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Ulf: Put spaghetti in it.
Burgertron : I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Jackie : Put spaghetti in it.
Burgertron : I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Dimlit: Put spaghetti in it.
Burgertron : I'm no longer taking suggestions.



(Btw I thought I published this a while ago, but I guess I didn't...)

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 03, 2022 ⏰

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