Dumbledore Loves Beef

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" With Money Weasley, because I'm not a Skanky Peasant" Draco says.

* Slytherins start laughing*

" Something the Weasley's Don't Have" Pansy laughs.

" Blood Traitors" Lucius scoffs.

" Clearly Love is what The Malfoy's Don't have" Ginny says.

" Who says we don't?" Narcissa asks.

* The Gryffindor's chuckle*

" We won't answer that," Ron laughs.

" Now Turn around and say it to me. I dare you" Fred says.

* Draco shrieks'*

* The Gryffindor's laugh*

" Don't mess with us" Fred Folds his arms.

" It's not going to end well" George shrugs.

" No Though Malfoy, I dare you" Harry Turns towards Draco who seemed Freighted.

" At least No one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure Talent" Hermione says.

" Roast of The Century" Ron says, clapping Hermione's hand.

" Anybody could have said that" Pansy scoffs.

" Not Really, It's Quite Creative" Luna says.

" Nobody asked you Looney" Pansy rolls her eyes.

" No One asked your opinion, you Filthy Little Mudblood" Draco says.

* The Theatre sarcastically gasps and Bellatrix Cackles*

" Put Them in their place" Bellatrix yells.

" Too much Toxic energy," Hermione sighs.

" Seriously" Ginny nods.

" Oh My God, do I smell Beef. Roast Beef" Dumbledore sniffs.

* Theatre laughs a bit*

" Oh It's Just a regular day beefing with The Slytherins" Harry smiles.

" I do always look for the drama," Dumbledore confesses.

" I knew it" Bellatrix points squirming in her seat still being stuck on it.

" Really, you want to take about Blood Status if you were anymore inbred you'd be a sandwich" Fred says.

* Theater gasps and Ron actually chokes on his water*

" I'm not inbred" Draco protests.

" Don't worry Draco, your not inbred it's actually the Black Family that's inbred" Hermione explains.

" You Filthy-" Bellatrix tries to stand up.

" Don't worry Bellatrix, just Take a quick Family History Lesson, how do you think your family has been able to been pureblood all this time" Hermione laughs.

" That's True," Luna comments.

" How dare you" Narcissa says.

" Disrespect my wife's Family Like that you Filthy Mu-" Loki Shot a Force to Lucius Backing him up into his chair.

" Were Done here" Loki smiles.

" Sweet Home Alabama" Angelina says.

* Theater laughs harder*

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