Heaven In Hell (Suicide Squad Girls X Male Reader)

Issue #45: I Started a Joke

While Waller told her story, Livewire just kept jumping around with her eyes closed, shredding her imaginary guitar.

"Willis you're up." Waller said. Livewire didn't hear her and kept strumming. "Willis! Open your damn ears!" Still nothing. I walked over and turned off the radio. She opened her eyes in confusion before getting in my face with a growl.

"Hey what the fuck, man!? I was listening to that!" She yelled at me. "How did you even-" She looked over at the door and saw Waller. "Oh, shit. Not this crud again."

"Yes, this crud again." Waller said. We then made our way to solitary confinement and Waller opened up a door.

"Awwwww do I get to come out of time out?" Duela asked walking out with her straight jacket on.

"Wait, Duela? I thought first timers always had their first missions with other first timers?" I asked.

"Like I said. I need all the Gotham natives we can get." Waller said. Livewire burst out laughing.

"This kid!? What did she do to get into Belle Reeve!? Steal a cookie from the cookie jar!?"

"I killed 6 ugly bitches on a livestream with 7k watching and turned my old high school into the death trap Elliot Rodgers wishes he could've dreamt up." Duela said on her tippy toes to get close to eye level with Livewire. Livewire actually took a step back. "You look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got them?"

"Some other time, Duela." Waller said. "For now we're gathering up the team for your first assignment."

"First assig... really!? I get to be in the Suicide Squad!?" Duela sounded giddy. "I promise I'll be on my best worst behavior! I'll kill anyone you want! I'll even kill some people you don't want! I'll kill everyone!"

"I thought you said she was ready?" Waller asked.

"She is. She just needs someone to push her in the right direction."

"I don't have many options here." Waller said before we continued.

"You keep saying that. What are we up against?" I asked.

"Oh god is it an alien? If it's not Superscrub I don't wanna fight an alien." Livewire said.

"An alien!? Waller, I told you I ain't fighting no aliens! I'd rot for a thousand years before I fight an alien!" Firefly interjected.

"I don't give a damn what you do and don't want to fight Lynns! And it's not an alien." Waller told Firefly.

"You look like you have been rotting for a thousand years, anyways. You look like Freddy Krueger's cock in an orange condom." Duela said. "You smell like it to."

"Duela, I honestly wouldn't be talking about that. You only just recently stopped smelling like rotten flesh." I chimed in. We then turned into D block where we saw Jane (or Hammerhead) kicking a guard on the floor repeatedly in the ribs with three other guards also unconscious.

"(L,N) is well acquainted with her but this is Crazy Jane. A meta with sixty-four split personalities and sixty-four superpowers." Waller explained to the rest. "How are we today, Hammerhead?" Hammerhead looked over at us.

"Who the fuck are you and how do you know my name!?" Hammerhead asked. She then looked at me. "This fucking cocksucker again?"

"Why Jane? She's not from Gotham." I said.

"All will be explained in due time."

"When she's being secretive like that it means it'll be one of those missions where a lotta people are gonna die including us." Livewire said.