Cat Pals Groupchat - That Human Psychology Fact

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Thursday : 16:34pm : Cat Pals Groupchat

Jisuk: Oh btw, Jiwoo, my friend…

Jisuk: Were u the one who ate my leftovers?

Jiwoo: Those were yours? But I found them in my fridge :0

Jisuk: They were mine, I was saving them. I saw ur empty fridge earlier b4 I left for Shinhwa, I saw the empty void where my leftovers were. It took all I had not to collapse and weep

Jiwoo: They were in my fridge so claimed

Subin: What did you even leave to do???

Jisuk: I think Inhyuks about to lecture my ass 

Jiwoo: Over what?

Jisuk: Apparently he’s concerned I’ve been bullying people. False accusations lol, I’ll be out of here soon. I’m not a guilty man

Subin: Isn’t this because you beat the shit out of that Baldi’s Basics looking bastard again?

Jisuk: Only funny thing u have ever said. Also, yes, I believe that is the source of the false accusations

Jiwoo: It’s not false, I was there

Jisuk: If we all agree it didn’t happen then it didn’t happen

Jiwoo: But I’m sure he has wounds from it, you punched him up really bad

Jisuk: Acting as if u also didn’t punch him smh

Jiwoo: That was a monitored consensual spar, not comparable to you beating someone up by the side of the road

Wooin: OoOOOOOooOoo exposed

Jiwoo: I can’t do this, not today please, Wooin

Wooin: oh

Jisuk: Oop he’s coming in now eudh ne kucs

Subin: “Wish me luck” 

Jiwoo: I hope Jisuk takes accountability 

Wooin: Funny joke

Wooin: Jisuk Yoo and accountability? 

Jiwoo: People can learn and grow from their mistakes

Subin: Yeah, but you kinda have to call it a day after the millionth mistake right?

Subin: Some people are just too far gone

Subin: You wouldn’t say a serial killer could “grow” would you?

Jiwoo: I agree, but Jisuk has only ever killed a goldfish so I don’t think he’s quite at serial killer levels of irredeemable

Subin: In my opinion, him being born was a cardinal sin

Subin: I bet it rained the day Jisuk was born… God’s tears

Wooin: God was like: “Nah sis not pussy slay” and wanted to ya yeet Jisuk to H E double hockey sticks

Jiwoo: We can’t be doing this Wooin

Subin: Not today

Subin: Jiwoo, you want to hang out later? 

Jiwoo: Sure!

Wooin: And me?

Subin: Stop saying pussy slay

Wooin: Never

Subin: I’m going to message you privately now, Jiwoo

Thursday : 18:00pm : Cat Pals Groupchat

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