"Only if you say, 'Pretty Please With A Cute Jiminie On Top'"
"What the hell? I'm not saying that."
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Funnily enough, you've worked at your job for five good years, yet you've never met your boss. Even funnier? He's you're weird ex from juvenile pri...
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━━ say 'pretty please with a cute jiminie on top'
C A S T
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PARKJIMIN AS SELF
STATUS: ALIVE
OCCUPATION: CEO
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HWANG YEJI AS LEE NARI
STATUS: ALIVE
OCCUPATION: EMPLOYEE
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MARK TUAN AS SELF
STATUS: COMATOSE (?)
OCCUPATION: MAFIOSO'S SON
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KIM NAMJOON AS SELF
STATUS: ALIVE
OCCUPATION: BOYFRIEND (?)
⤷ side characters
LIM HA RIN 🍒
STATUS: ALIVE
OCCUPATION: FRIEND ¡! ❞
PARK HA EUN 👹
STATUS: ALIVE
OCCUPATION: OLDER SIBLING ¡! ❞
D I S C L A I M E R (S)↬ depictions of substance use, death, mentions of blood, violence, jimin's stupidity, pregnancy, theft, anxiety and more
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