Chloe walked into the theatre and sat down "sorry I'm late guys" she said as she sat next or Phoebe
"Have I missed it" Chloe asked
"No Joey is about to come on now" Monica said as Chloe nodded
"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen" Ross said as the lights go up on the stage as Joey walks onto the stage
"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear."Joey said as goes into song and dance
"All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...".
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"God. I feel violated" Rachel said after the play
"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?" Monica asked
"Ross, ten o'clock" chandler said
"Is it? Feels like two" Ross disc
"No, ten o'clock" chandler said
"What?"
"There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!" Chandler said as they looked across the room
"Oh. Hel-lo!" Ross said
"She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!" Chandler said
"Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone" Monica said
"Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'" Chandler said as Chloe rolled her eyes
"You have said worse things" Chloe said as chandler pushed his sister causing her to stumble slightly
"Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it" Rachel said
"Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here" chandler said
"He could never get a woman like that in a million years" Ross said
"Thank you, buddy" chandler said causing Chloe to roll her eyes
"Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys" Phoebe said
"She had a point" Chloe said
"You could do that!" Monica said
"Y'think?" He asked
"Yeah!"
"Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue..." chandler said
"C'mon! C'mon!" Ross said as they watched him walk over to the woman as they stood watching as Joey walked over to them
"Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard" they all said
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The one {Joey tribbiani}
FanfictionChloe bing is the little sister to Chandler bing. She is close to her brother and even lives with him and joey in their apartment and they find a way to make it work. She is the seventh meme er of their friendship group and is a nurse. Chloe is also...
