The one with the East German laundry detergent

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Chloe sat in central perk with the gang and chuckled

"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal" Monica said

"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" Ross asked as Chloe rolled her eyes at one of their weird conversations yet again

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up" Rachel said

"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that" chandler said

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me" Joey said as he glanced across at Chloe who raised an eyebrow at him

"you look at them again and it will be the last thing you look at" Chloe said

"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care" Phoebe said as there was a Long pause

"Multiple orgasms" ross said as Chloe chuckled

***

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" Chandler said

"No plans, huh?" Joey asked as Chloe sat next to him

"Not a one" chandler said

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" Ross asked

"Oh, right, right, shut up" chandler said as Chloe chuckled

"you need to do it eventually chandler as I swear if I hear that woman in our apartment once more" Chloe said as Joey nodded

"I'm with her here" Joey said.

"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it" Monica said

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note" chandler said

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling" joey said as Chloe hit him acs the chest

"ouch" he said

"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you" Phoebe said

"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her" chandler said

"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony" Phoebe said

"Tony?" Ross asked

"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?" Monica asked

"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know" Phoebe said as Chloe placed a hand on her shoulder and smiled as Rachel walked over waitressing

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