"There's nothing to tell, it's just some guy I work with" Monica said as they sat in the coffee house, Chloe bing looked to her and rolled her eyes as she took a sip of her cappuccino
"come on, your going out with the guy there's got to be something wrong with him" joey said as Chloe reached across and hit the back of his head
"be nice" Chloe said "so does he have a hump. A hump and a hairpiece" chandler asked
"wait does he eat chalk? Just cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl" phoebe said
"he's not married is her?" Chloe asked
"okay, everybody relax. This is not a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex" Monica said
"sounds like a date to me" Chandler said.
A few hours had passed as Chloe sat across the couch at the cafe as she listened to chandler as he described one of his latest dreams
"so I'm back in high school I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realised I am totally naked then I look down and I realise there is a phone there" he said as Chloe looked to him and frowned
"instead of?" Joey asked
"that's right" chandler said as Chloe chuckled
"all of a sudden, the phone rang and it turns out it's my mother, which is very very weird because she never calls me" chandler said
"or me" Chloe said as she looked to her brother
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Chloe sat on the floor of the coffee house as phoebe sat plaiting her hair as Ross walked in with a umbrella
"hi" he said
"this guy says hello I want to kill my self" joey said as Monica reached for his hand
"are you okay sweetie" Monica asked her brother
"I just feel someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck" Ross said as chandler looked to him
"cookie?" He asked as he offered him a cookie off of his plate
"carol moved her stuff out today" Monica said
"oh" everyone said as he sat down on the couch as phoebe started to cleanse his aura
"stop cleansing my aura, no just leave my aura. I'll be fine I hope she will be very happy" Ross said
"no you don't" Monica said from the counter as she got him a coffee "no ,you don't" Monica said
"no I don't to hell with her. She left me" Ross said
"and you never knew she was a lesbian" joey asked as Chloe shot him a look
"no okay? Why does Everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know how should I know" Ross said
"sometimes I wish I was a lesbian" chandler said as everyone looked to him
"did I say that out loud" he asked
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The one {Joey tribbiani}
FanfictionChloe bing is the little sister to Chandler bing. She is close to her brother and even lives with him and joey in their apartment and they find a way to make it work. She is the seventh meme er of their friendship group and is a nurse. Chloe is also...
