"THAT MOTHERFUCKER" I yelled when Satan ran to find our baybay instead of making sure I was alright. That bitch is sleeping in the eternal fires tonight. "OMY I FOUND IT" screamed Satan.
"YOU FUCKER COME" after a moment, I continued, "HELP ME I JUST GAVE BIRTH".
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Satan, "IT'S GREEN".
"AW FUCKN HELL SATAN DID YOU CHEAT ON ME YOU BITCH" I asked.
"NO DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?" asked Satan. "NAH BITCH I JUST HAVE GREEN GENES FROM MY MOTHER WHO NEGLECTED ME"
"OKAY!"
Satan walked up to me, handing me the baby. "Look at our beautiful child!" said Satan. I picked up the bitch, bes(toe)ing my godly stare onto it. I gasped. It was so...
"UGLY BITCH WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT," It was green and hairy and ugly.
"GET YEETED FUCKER!" I screamed yeeting the baby through a closed window. "MY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Satan. Tf. Shouldn't this bitch care more about me than that stupid baybay.
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