"And then Jesus was like 'AA I'm dying help!' And I was like 'No <3'" I finished, telling about the time I neglected my ugly foot-fetish-having son. Tous les homies laughed. Eve yelled "Ew! No feemale has ever been attracted to the neglected ugly foot-fetish-having son of God and no female ever will *hes gay*". I than started being a homophobe bc I'm God and can do what I wants and no gay man are in heaven, so it was completely fine. Je est the most homophobic person everywhere. I hates gay people and everything about them because Jesus is gay and I hate my neglected son Jesus. "Homies! Wanna go burn a pride flag?" I asked. Tout les homies cheered, for they were homophobic too. So they grabbed a pride flag and headed down to hell to burn it.
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