"There's no birth control in heaven"
So I was sitting in hell, hanging with my homies, pain, fear, and lots of dead bodies. When I heard a knock on a door to hell. I opened it. "PLEASE TAKE ME BACK BB" pleaded Lil Nas X, "I CAN GIVE YOU MANY LAP DANCES AND POLE DANCE 4 U!" I rolled my eyes. He was my ex. "No you're not sexy enough for me" I replied stabbing him 10x over. Suddenly my phone started ringing. "Yellow?" I answered, "Bestie my Dad's neglecting me again," complained J.C. "hot" I replied, hanging up. Maybe God wasn't as goody two shoes as I thought he was. I am looking for a rebound anyways...
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