As the hedge fund manager gets out of his brand-new Porsche, a truck goes racing by, taking off the door. "My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined!" he screams.
A police officer on the scene shakes his head in disgust. "I can't believe you," he says. "You're so focused on your possessions that you didn't even realize your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The hedge fund manager looks down in absolute horror. "Oh, no!" he cries. "My Rolex!"
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Dumb Jokes For People like you
HumorThe title says it all. Btw none of these jokes are originally mine. Idk if you will find it funny but uh, give it a go. READ IT!!!!
