"Derangement". Insane!Ford Pines x Fem!Reader

Chapter 1: A Burning Memory

Quick explanation of the Au I made- So when Ford was sucked into the portal
Bill captured him and instead of killing Ford, he made him watch as he butchered multiple families, dimensions, etc. This and Bill's supernatural abilities naturally made Ford go insane and forget everything, he only knows death ,chaos and destruction. (This chapter takes place in the episode, "Not what he seems") So on with this story! Enjoy :)

Y/N POV

It was a normal day in Gravity falls, You woke up and got into your f/c hoodie , you decided to dress loosely today. You headed to work. You've known Stanley for a while now, all throughout your childhood you, him, and his twin were amazing friends. His twin was now apparently traveling around the world finding new creatures and cryptids. You weren't that surprised when Stanly told you this, since his twin has always been a big geek for Mystery. You couldn't help but miss him everyone once and a while, it was no secret you had a little crush on him. Even Stanly used to tease you about it every once in a while when you where younger.

You Walked downstairs and pored yourself a bowl of "gravity O's" And started to eat as you grabbed the morning paper, in the middle of the table. As per usual it had the Normal, Tent of telepathy adds, arcade adds, and- "oh, what's this?" You thought out loud as you looked at the mysteriously headed section. It read, "Gravity is wack! Flying cars spotted". It's probably one of those fake leads again- but something was telling you that they were the furthest thing away from that.

You set down the paper and ate the last bite of the cereal (One of the most unflavored things you've ever tasted) and set the bowl in the sink. You were all to lazy to even wash it out, so you just left in there. You grabbed your keys, and walked out the door making sure to lock it on the way to your car. You got in and you headed of to the Mystery Shack, you were supposed to baby sit the kids today. You chuckled at the word "babysit" they were only 12- are they still babies? You drove of, not knowing what the day had in store for you...

Stanford's POV

I watched as Bill tortured a human he found wandering around this dimension. Me and bill's "henchmanicacs" were laughing hysterically,, this was hilarious, even better then when we chopped that oracles head of! Oh good times!,, The human suddenly passed out as all of the twisted monsters sighed.

"No fun! I've seen humans last at least till electrocution!" Bill said, with a unhappy expression landed on his face. (Or what could be a face, eye?) "Eh- he was boring anyway, He only begged for his life- Ha! Hey guys what about you go search for more punny humans, I need to have a word with Sixer over here!"

I watched as all the monsters zoomed of in a hurry, exited to find a new living play thing. I looked over to Bill, who smirked at me. "I have a little surprise for ya Fordsy!" He said, "Your brother's finally opening that portal again! You can go see your dear old family!" I smiled.  "Took him long enough! We can finally get to that god forsaken dimension and party!" I said.

"I have a plan! We can finally get that dimension, and toy around with that brother of yours! All I need you to do is to listen to me."

Y/N POV

I pulled into the back of the "Mystery Shack" the place were Stanly lives. I look up to see Stanly, Dipper, and Mabel on the porch. "I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION" Mabel said as she fired a firework. I laughed as Mabel looked down at me. "GREAT AUNTIE!" You herd her run down the stairs and as soon as she left she was in my arms hugging me! "Hiya kiddo" I said as I chuckled, I looked back to the roof to see Stanley waving and Dipper smiling. I waved back and motioned them to come down so we can talk.

Mabel yelled to Dipper, "GET THE POPSICLES" I squinted at the loud sound, and as soon as she yelled it- he had the popsicles. "These kids sure have speed" I thought as I was handed one by Stanley. "Thanks Stan" I smiled as he smiled back. The kids ran to the front yard and started throwing water balloons at each other as me and Stan sat down on the very run down couch. You watched the twins as they threw water balloons at each other, Mabel yelling and throwing them at Dipper.You heard Mabel say, "To Grunkle Stan, Not just a great uncle, but THE GREATEST UNCLE" They started throwing water balloons at us- I chuckled. "These are what Saturday's are for, doing dumb things forever" Stan said as the kids chanted along, "DUMB THINGS FOREVER" Some water splashed on my already soaked hoodie, and some on Stan.

"It's unnatural how well you two get along" I said to the twins. "Well don't worry, We have plenty of summer left to drive each other crazy!" Mabel said as dipper through a water balloon. I looked over to Stan only to be met with a sad smile. "Look uh guys theirs something I need to tell you all" I smiled and said "We're all ears". "Its uh- well it's complicated" You noticed a bright white bandage on his arm. "I'm going to go refresh my soda" Stan walked of in a hurry. What was that all about? The twins continued to through water balloons at each other as I heard a loud THUD in the bushes as someone yelled, "MOVE MOVE MOVE"

"TARGET SECURED TAKE THE HOUSE" I ran over to see Stan in handcuffs and a bunch of officer agents storming the mystery shack. I look back to see the kids being surrounded. In a blink of an eye I was to. I herd Dipper and Mabel screaming. "WHATS HAPPENING" I said as I looked to the strangely suited people. I hear glass breaking and yelling from Stan. He was being handcuffed and put into a truck! I ran over and stopped the guy. "HEY I KNEW HE'S DONE SOME BAD SHIT BUT NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS" I blocked Stan from the officers view. The officer pushed me out of the way and continued as an other officer ushered me away from Stan, to the kids.

I herd Dipper yell, "THE GOVERNMENT GUYS?! I thought you guys were killed by zombies" "WAIT WHAT" I yelled at Dipper. "We'll explain later" Mabel said. "We survived, barley" one of the government guy said. "I used trigger as a human shield, he cried like a baby" The one apparently named triggers said, "Not in front of the special opps guys" (How could HE BE WORRYING ABOUT THAT- ) The black haired government agent pulled out a tablet, as it showed someone in a hazmat suit bringing toxic waste to the mystery shack. He claimed it was Stan and they were taking him to jail for further questioning. They started to take him away, I heard Stan say, "Last night I was restocking the gift shop, I swear!" As he was taken away .Mabel yelled at the government officers. " You've got the wrong guy! Our grunkle stan might shop lift the occasional tangerine, but he's not some evil super villain!" She said.

"Listen kid," the government agent stated "we've been watching your family all summer" (creepy much-) "..and we've seen some disturbing things, but nothing as dangerous then what your uncle is hiding" Hiding? "Somewhere hiding in this shack is a doomsday device!" He got up and started to talk to us, but everything went blurry as I zoned out. A dooms day device? What did he g we us into-  Before I knew what was happening we were ushered into a police car and it started to drive.

A/N: Omg I just now logged back onto my watt pad account and found this! I edited a few scenes because god was I bad at spacing but besides that it should be good! Tell me if I should continue this series,, have a great day <33