Vivi: I love you, I need you
Sooyoung: Aww that's so sweet, I love you too!
Vivi: No you idiot! I was singing my solo song! I only love Haseul you know
Sooyoung: But-
Vivi: Jiwoo loves you, you should give her some love you know
Sooyoung: *turns to see Jiwoo cuddling with Heejin*
Sooyoung: *raises her eyebrows* She loves me? Look at her right now!
Vivi: Give her some time
Sooyoung: Yeah but what if I don't love her!
Vivi: Uhm, yes you do
Sooyoung: No what makes you think that?
Vivi: Actually nothing, it's just that everyone else in this group has a ship and y'all don't so it ends up like that
Sooyoung: Then explain why Heechuu are cuddling on the couch while watching a romcom and why Hyejoo and Yerim are talking about some of their old school friends while Chaewon is sulking?
Sooyoung: Jinsoul and Jungeun are like the only functioning ship and that too, only ish
Sooyoung: And how do you and Haseul even count as a ship?
Vivi: I love Haseul!
Sooyoung: What if Haseul doesn't love you?! What if Haseul loves me?!
Vivi: You did not-
Sooyoung: Yes I did-
Vivi: *gets a knife out*
Jinsoul: *throws Sooyoung a katana*
Sooyoung: *gets hit in the head by the back of it giving her a concussion*
Vives/Yvi?: *start sword fighting (ish)*
Haseul: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Jungeun: *looks up from her phone* They're fighting over you
Haseul: Who's going to tell them that I love Jonghoon
Jinsoul: Psh as if you love Jonghoon
Yeojin: We know that you secretly like Jungeun
Jungeun: Wait wtf eww, I thought she liked Hyunjin
Haseul: Ok fine, I do like Hyunjin
Jungeun: Hah I was right
Vives/Yvi?: YOU WHAT?
Haseul: YEAH! I LIKE HYUNJIN SO WHAT?
Hyunjin: *blushes*
Jinsoul: Y'all are a mess
Yeojin: Oh like you didn't get slightly angry when I said Haseul liked Jungeun
Jinsoul: Well I would get angry if my best friend liked my girlfriend!
Yeojin: Girlfriend?
Jungeun: Duh! Have you been living under a rock?
Yeojin: Maybe
Hyunjin: So you're telling me that you didn't notice them making out at any chance they get and you haven't heard the sounds that come from their room?
Yeojin: I thought it was friendly!
Hyunjin: People don't have friendly sex Yeojin!
Yeojin: So that's what those sound were!
Hyunjin: What did you think?
Yeojin: I don't know? Like weight lifting?
Hyunjin: Dumbass
Yeojin: Ok should we stop them *points to Sooyoung and Vivi who are now fencing with foils*
Hyunjin: Nah it's funny
Haseul: FUNNY? TWO OF OUR MOST RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING AND YOU FIND IT FUNNY?
Jinsoul: Lmao you think Sooyoung is responsible
Haseul: Yeah, isn't she?
Jungeun: Seul, this is the same person who helped Chaewon blow up our kitchen
Haseul: SHE WHAT?!
Haseul: Alright Hag Sooyoung, your time is over! *pulls out her sabre and joins the fight*
Chaewon: *to herself* It's alright Jessica, this is normal, take a deep breath
Yeojin: Who's Jessica?
Chaewon: *to herself* Shit Jessica, they caught us *runs*
Yeojin: ???
Yerim: She calls herself Jessica
Heejin: *just finished watching a movie with Jiwoo* Damn none of us are normal
A/N: I don't even know what this was, it was supposed to be much much shorter than this but anyways more Loona crack so it's good I guess?
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