#3.

Aha, the aliens, of course!

Remember him from Koi Mil Gaya?

He is Jadoo, brought on Earth by the “Om Om Om Om (×2)” tune played by our dearest “scientist” Sir Rakesh Roshan, on his computer

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He is Jadoo, brought on Earth by the “Om Om Om Om (×2)” tune played by our dearest “scientist” Sir Rakesh Roshan, on his computer. This procedure eventually leads to sparks in the Tata Sky dish on the top of his house, and yes! You've got a new friend on Earth, who'll help 6-year-old kids win basketball matches against 6-feet-tall lads.

*Le 5 y/o me:

*Le 5 y/o me:

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*Le NASA:

*Le Aliens:

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*Le Aliens:

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#4.

*A typical “horror” movie*

No one:

Literally no one:

Horror movie lead:

Buys a house where 12 people have been killed and 21 committed suicide.

Eh, pretty normal, right? 😬

Sleeping ‘peacefully’ at night

Suddenly, wakes up at sharp 00:00!

Woah!

An absolutely (un)necessary grandfather clock chimes.

Feels the urge to gulp some water down his/her throat.

Voila! Got no water in the jug. 👍

Fast forward to kitchen…

*Spooky noise*

Turns on flashlight

‘cause electricity does not exist 😅

“Who’s there” × ∞ (infinity)

Finds a ghost!

Yay! Mission accomplished!

Actual Reality: Maybe I can just put off drinking water for a few hours?

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Actual Reality: Maybe I can just put off drinking water for a few hours?

*Goes back to sleep*

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We’ll talk about them later: 😜

Sallu Bhai’s “Gravity: Ek Dukhad Kahani”

Moron Johar’s shitload of Dharma crap

“Ek Dastaa Make-up Ki” - Stays put all the time…

“Ek Hero ki Amar Gatha” - Taken too literally!

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