Smg4 wakes up floating with Mario and they are both confused of where they are.
Smg4: HUH!? WHAT THE?!
Mario: WHAT'S HAPPENING!? WHY IS MARIO FLYING??!! SMG4! What did you do!? Please tell me we're just tripping out!
Smg4: I don't know! The last thing I recall is Meggy trying to get scepter and failing then Waluigi casting a spell on us!
Then they hear Waluigi laugh and they look at giant portal and Waluigi appears.
Waluigi: Welcome...to the Rejection Dimension!!!
Mario: What!? Is that a fancy word for friend zone?
Waluigi: No...just like my entire existance this place is nothingness...devoid of any life or companionship.
Smg4: I don't understand! Why are we here!?
Then Waluigi summons their friends who have been T-posed.
Waluigi: Since everyone is here... IT'S TIME TO HAVE MY VERY OWN SMASH BROS!!!
Mario: What the hell did ya say?!
Waluigi: If I can't get into smash....Then I'LL MAKE MY OWN!
Triggered Smg4: YOU'RE BEING A MOTHERF*CKING ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW?
Waluigi: WAHAHA! But this isn't your ordinary smash bros...no... This will be in the form of a war... A war of the fat idiots...
Mario: Uh...actually it's fat ITALIANS!
Waluigi: WHATEVER! *Points at them* you two will fight each in a bunch of challenges...otherwise...YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES HERE!!!
Mario: Wow, what an asshole.
Waluigi snaps his fingers and they are sent to a barber shop then Waluigi summons Bob and twists his neck and arms until...
Bob: Yo, what's up b*tches? How you guys doing?
Mario: Uhh...Bob?
Smg4: Don't you feel anything...strange?
Bob: Oh, I'm feeling great, but... I do have a sudden urge to cut some hair.
Mario and Smg4: Ah, oh god, oh my god!
Bob: *Spins towards them with his sword arms* Swiggity swooty, coming for that italian booty!
Who can survive a haircut being done by Bob and not die?
Then it shows Mario and Smg4 tied up on chairs screaming.
Bob: Alright ladies who is ready for a beautiful haircuts you'll ever get?
Mario: BOB! Mario just got a fresh haircut...he doesn't need another one!
Bob: That's nonsense, I can do better. I gave haircuts to people such as baldi!
Baldi: *Slams himself against the glass* You're f*cked!
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Smg4 X Tari: Origins
FanfictionHere's my first Smg4xtari book I hope you enjoy it. This is during the Waluigi arc but there's a big difference. This is the second last book before the finale.
