"OH this... this nail polish remover in my hand or this...." he holds up his hand revealing a crossbow 😱 James realizes that the nail polish remover is half empty "omg my sweet sweet baby farquaad you know how you get after drinking nail polish remover I thought you were over this I THOUGHT REHAB HELPED YOU" "well I was over my addiction until I found-" farquaad whimpers "untill I found this-" he holds up the paper with shreks number "bafey what the actual frick is that" James says "ITS A NUMBER YOU STUPID TRASH PEE PEEE PO POO UGLY STRIPPER"
