✨ DrugsRus ✨
Sage💚✨
WtfDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
WhatSage💚✨
Five just showed up at my houseGenie 💜
Ok✨simp goddess ✨
Not surprisingGhostopus 🦑
Ok coolSage💚✨
Yeah
"Cool"
HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD.Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
Not surprisingSage💚✨
Badass Stapler 😎
You shouldn't be surprisedMoon Go Boom 🎻
You really shouldn'tBadass Stapler 😎
Can I take a showerSage💚✨
I-
Yeah sure
Ok✨simp goddess ✨
Badass Stapler 😎
👁️👄👁️Genie 💜
Klaus needs to get his life together-Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
Disrespect me again and I'll eat your
shower curtainsGenie 💜
I have glass doors 😭Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
Well crunchity munchity then
You think that'll stop me?Sage💚✨
I-Badass Stapler 😎
💀💀💀💀Sage💚✨
Let's list our trauma 😌
I'll go first
My parents were split before I was born
Whenever I did even the slightest thing
wrong, I got beaten with a wooden spoon
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