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Chapter 8

Start from the beginning

by grimes_luvr

Knife Boy 🔪
Is Five immortal?

Badass Stapler 😎
What part of going to the future
do you not understand?

Sage💚✨
Probably everything, judging on
how stupid this mf is

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
*Spits out tea*

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
For once, I agree with her

Badass Stapler 😎
Damn

✨simp goddess ✨
Is that all you say?

Badass Stapler 😎
No
I can also say
Fuck
Shit
Hell
Get fucked furries

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A
FURRY

Knife Boy 🔪
Yes you are

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Yes you are

Ghostopus 🦑
Yes you are

✨simp goddess ✨
Yes you are

Badass Stapler 😎
Yes you are

Sage💚✨
Yes you are

Genie 💜
Yes you are

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Yes you are

Sage💚✨
DAMN VANYA 💀
YOU USUALLY DON'T LIKE TO
PARTICIPATE IN THIS STUFF-

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Well, I'm a truthful person

Badass Stapler 😎
OOF-

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Damn
She understood the assignment

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻

Badass Stapler 😎
Crybaby

Sage💚✨
Wimp

✨simp goddess ✨
Little bitch

Knife Boy 🔪
Child

Genie 💜
Big sensitive ape man

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Cinnamon roll
And not in a good way
You're a stale one
That'll give you diabetes

Sage💚✨
OOP-

Moon Go Boom 🎻
GRAMMAR TIP!
"Farther" is for physical distance
"Further" is for metaphorical distance
"Father" is for emotional distance

Sage💚✨
OMG VANYA 😭😭

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Is she wrong tho?

✨ In the middle of the night again✨

Sage💚✨
Hey bitches

✨simp goddess ✨
Heyyyyyy

Badass Stapler 😎
Yo

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Hello 👋

Genie 💜
Why are you up?

Sage💚✨
Caffeine

✨simp goddess ✨
Caffeine

Badass Stapler 😎
Caffeine

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Caffeine

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
You drink too much coffee

Badass Stapler 😎
Coffee cures depression

Moon Go Boom 🎻
I love coffee, but no, it doesn't

✨simp goddess ✨
Have u ever heard of the saying

Sage💚✨
More espresso, less depresso

Badass Stapler 😎
Thank you 😌

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I agree

✨simp goddess ✨
Do y'all wanna hang out and drink
coffee till we throw up

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Omg yes

Badass Stapler 😎
Is Sage coming?

Ghostopus 🦑
🤨📸

Sage💚✨
Hell yeah, why?

Badass Stapler 😎
I'll be there
What time?

✨simp goddess ✨
Right fucking now

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I'LL BRING THE SNACKS

Sage💚✨
Bet