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Chapter 5

Start from the beginning

by grimes_luvr

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
OMG LUTHER DOESN'T GET IT😭

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Badass Stapler 😎
IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT-

Genie 💜
IT REALLY ISNT 💀

✨simp goddess ✨
OMG DIEGO ISN'T BACK YET😭
WHO'S GONNA TELL HIM THAT
I DON'T REALLY LIKE HIM AT ALL 💀💀

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
He's gonna be crushed....
I'll tell him!

Sage💚✨
You're cruel 💀

Knife Boy 🔪
I've been here, just silent.
And I didn't mean it like THAT
fucking turdburglars

✨simp goddess ✨
Thank god 😌

Badass Stapler 😎
Damn-

Sage💚✨

Badass Stapler 😎
Well there's that

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
THEY CALLED ME PRETTY BOYYYYYYY

Badass Stapler 😎
Ben, what did you say about me before?

Ghostopus 🦑
Oh, that you're whipped.

Badass Stapler 😎
Yeah, that.
Klaus, you're whipped.

Sage💚✨
Kax or Mlaus?

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Mlaus.

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
BEN HELP ME OUT HERE

Ghostopus 🦑
Dw I gotchu
Fage or Sive?

Badass Stapler 😎
Damn.

Sage💚✨
Playing fair, I see.
WAIT ME AND FIVE-

Genie 💜
Y'all are clueless-

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I don't get it.

Knife Boy 🔪
Nobody's as clueless as Luther

✨simp goddess ✨
I second that!

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
That's rude.

✨simp goddess ✨
And? Nobody cares, moon humper

Sage💚✨
MAX STOP 😭
I CAN'T BREATHE 😭😭

Badass Stapler 😎

Knife Boy 🔪
DOES ANYONE NOTICE SOMETHING???

Ghostopus 🦑
OH MY GOD I SEE IT NOW

Genie 💜
See what?
OMG 😳

✨simp goddess ✨
Wtf
Tell me or I slit your throats
Like Vanya 🤪

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Why tf is it always me 😭

Sage💚✨
Max there was no need-
But I see it

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
SEE WHATTTTTTTT

Ghostopus 🦑
Max isn't objecting against the ship names-

Badass Stapler
OOP-
MAX YOU DONED DID EXPOSED YOURSELF

✨simp goddess ✨ left the chat

Ghostopus 🦑
Klaus

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈 left the chat

Sage💚✨

Badass Stapler 😎
I'm going to sleep-

Knife Boy 🔪
That's a first