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Chapter 3

Start from the beginning

by grimes_luvr

✨simp goddess ✨
I agree with cool ghost dude

Genie 💜
Nobody asked you Ben

Moon Ape 🦧
Yeah goodnight!

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Sage💚✨
Too much?

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Nah

Badass Stapler 😎
No

✨simp goddess ✨
Nahh

Knife Boy 🔪
Meh

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Probably

Ghostopus 🦑
Definitely
But in a good way ofc ✨✨

Sage💚✨
Ty ty 😤

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Shit I'm late for violin practice-

Sage💚✨
BYE VANYA❤️

Badass Stapler 😎
Seeya

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Bye 😎

✨simp goddess ✨
Bye Vanny

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Bye-
I love y'all 😭

Sage💚✨
WE LOVE U TOO 💖

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Ghostopus 🦑
Sometimes I forget I'm dead
and try to hit people

Sage💚✨
Oof
I don't like hitting people unless I have to
So that's why I have Five do it.
Tbh I don't know why Five does that but it works 😌💅🏻✨

✨simp goddess ✨
Why does that remind me of
He protec
He attac

Badass Stapler 😎
Bc that's me, duh 😌💅🏻✨

Sage💚✨

Ghostopus 🦑
He's blushing again.

Badass Stapler 😎
Literally stop watching me-

Sage💚✨
I bet Five blushing is cute 🥰

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Sage I think u broke Five-

✨simp goddess ✨
He really said *Five.exe has stopped working*

Ghostopus 🦑
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knife Boy 🔪
Damn, he's a tomato

Sage💚✨
Diego don't be mad but I forgot u existed-

Badass Stapler 😎
Why am I being watched

Sage💚✨
🎶 I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶

✨simp goddess ✨
🎶And I have no privacy 🎶

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
🎶OOOH WHOA-OH🎶

Badass Stapler 😎
🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶

Ghostopus 🦑
🎶 Tell me is it just a dream 🎶

Knife Boy 🔪
🎶When I come home at night🎶

Sage💚✨
Lmao I forget the rest

✨simp goddess ✨
What ass?

Sage💚✨
Omg that's mean

Badass Stapler 😎
Imma fuck you up

Sage💚✨
No
But I have a joke

Ghostopus 🦑
OOOHH WHAT IS IT??

Sage💚✨
What does goofy say when he's in a fight?

Badass Stapler 😎
OMG I KNOW THIS ONE 💀

Sage💚✨
Then don't spoil it, pretty boy

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Stop it Sage his mind is already broken

Sage💚✨
Still don't understand but mk

Knife Boy 🔪
What did goofy say?

Sage💚✨
That he's gonna "Hyuck you up"

Ghostopus 🦑
😭😭

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP
BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE FRIDGE

✨simp goddess ✨
OMG 💀💀💀💀

Knife Boy 🔪
I will admit, that was fucking funny