Dan (10:46am): Phil I have to tell you something
Phil (10:46am): you just woke me up this better be good.
Dan (10:47am): ohh full stop how rude
Dan (10:47am): it's important
Phil (10:47am): do you need to call me? Are you okay, you always worry me when you're not at home
Dan (10:47am): don't worry it's nothing bad
Dan (10:47am): I'm pregnant
Dan (10:49am): Phil...?
Phil (10:49am):.....
Dan (10:49am): do you still love me?
Phil (10:49am): Dan...
Phil (10:50am): you're a guy...
Phil (10:50am): we both are... You don't have a vagina, you can't be pregnant you oaf
Dan (10:55am): APRIL FOOLS LOL
Dan (10:55am): I totally got you omfg
Phil (10:55am): I hate you
Dan (10:55am): :(
Dan (10:56am): rude
Dan (10:56am): I am not an oaf you twat :P
Phil (10:56am): whatever :P
Dan (10:57am): you haven't pranked me dude
Phil (10:57am): you know I don't like pranking people
Phil (10:57am): anyway I don't need to prank you I got 3 kittens yesterday
Dan (10:57am): omfg this better be the prank.
Dan (10:58am): Phil please tell me you're joking
Dan (10:58am): Phil you're allergic to cats!
Phil (10:59am): I know but the lady I got them from was going to take them to a shelter and I didn't want any of them to get put down
Phil (11:02am): this is why I didn't tell you, I knew you'd get mad
Phil (11:05am): the grey ones called striker, the grey and white one is called zak effron and the ginger and white ones called nigel
Dan (11:05am): send me a photo
Phil (11:06am): [image attached]
Dan (11:06am): this better be a fucking joke Phil
Dan (11:07am): [3 missed calls]
Phil (11:08am): omg Dan chill it's April fools
Phil (11:08am): you actually fell for it? Omg
Dan (11:08am): ITS THE KIND OF THING YOU WOULD DO WHILE IM AWAY PHIL DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
Phil (11:09am): I'm not even sorry haha I'm so funny
Dan (11:09am): I hate you
Phil (11:09am): sure you do ;)
A/N The "image attached" would be this https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=kittens+in+a+box&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kittyarmy.com%2Ffour-cute-dumped-kittens-found-in-a-box-on-bridgend-allotment%2F&ei=L_YmVYicBOq17gakuoHQDA&psig=AFQjCNGOsnsfiQbXh0YNxcrVcZoAbYdcqQ&ust=1428703062028669
I thought this would be fun considering the time of year idk
