--BEEP--
Saffron: You kidnapped Neoma? That’s illegal!
Narkissos: But Person A, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Neoma, or destroying our dreams?
Person A: Kidnapping Neoma, Nar!!!
Ruby: Saffron, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Saffron: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Ruby: To work together!
Saffron: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Jasper: Saffron, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Narkissos: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jasper will and will not eat.
Ruby: Grass? Yes!
Narkissos: Moss? Yes!!
Ruby: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Narkissos: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ruby: Worms? Sometimes!
Narkissos: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ruby: Twigs? Usually!
Narkissos: Neoma's cooking? Inconclusive!
Saffron: How did you… test this?
Narkissos: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Saffron: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Neoma: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Saffron, trying to convince Jasper to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Narkissos: And loud!
Neoma: And grumpy!
Ruby: And oblivious to reality!
Jasper:
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Saffron: Anyone d-
Narkissos: Depressed?
Neoma: Drained?
Jasper: Dumb?
Ruby: Disliked?
Saffron: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Saffron: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Narkissos: Rude.
Neoma: That’s fair.
Ruby: Not again.
Jasper: Are you going to want this back?
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Saffron: You're a loose cannon, Neoma.
Neoma: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Narkissos: I think you play by your own rules.
Ruby: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Saffron: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Neoma: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Jasper is a loose cannon.
Jasper: *smashes a chair*
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Saffron: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Narkissos: Have everyone stand.
Ruby: Bring three more chairs!
Jasper, wanting to make sure Ruby knows that Ruby is not important: The most important ones can sit down.
Neoma: Kill three.
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Jasper: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Narkissos: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ruby: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Neoma: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Saffron: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Saffron: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ruby: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Neoma: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Jasper: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ruby: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Neoma: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Jasper: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Narkissos, annoyed: You are disappointments
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(Running low on the Five people so Four now)
Narkissos: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Neoma: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Jasper: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ruby, amused: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
--BEEP--
Ruby: *Gently taps table*
Jasper: *Taps back*
Neoma: What are they doing?
Saffron: Morse code.
Ruby: *Aggressively taps table*
Jasper: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
--BEEP--
Neoma: Why is Ruby so sad?
Saffron: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Neoma: And...?
Saffron: They got Jasper.
--BEEP--
Saffron: Dammit, Jasper!
Jasper: What?! It wasn’t me!
Saffron: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Neoma!
Neoma: Not me either.
Saffron: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ruby: *whistles*
--BEEP--
Narkissos: You know those things will kill you, right?
Jasper, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Ruby, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Neoma: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Neoma: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jasper: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Neoma: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING RUBY WITH ME
Saffron, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
--BEEP--
Saffron, about Neoma: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Jasper: Are we stealing them?
Narkissos: New or used?
Saffron: Wonderful responses, both of you.
--BEEP--
That was all! I had fun making the chaos!
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