THIS INCLUDES ALL OF THEM INTERACTING SO LET THE CHAOS COMMENCE
Cover is Coffee Kid From Encanto
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Elliot: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Damien: ...I did. I broke it.
Elliot: No. No you didn't. Willow?
Willow: Don't look at me. Look at Professor Apple.
Professor Apple: What?! I didn't break it.
Willlow: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Professor Apple: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Willow: Suspicious.
Prof. Apple: No, it's not!
William: If it matters, probably not, but Jasper was the last one to use it.
Jasper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
William: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jasper: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, William!
Damien: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Person A.
Ellilot: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
William: Elliot... Willow's been awfully quiet.
Willlw: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Elliot, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Elliot: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Elliot:
Elliot: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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*The squad is over at Jasper's house*
Damien: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Jasper: ... N-No...
Jasper, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Damien, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
William: I see a-
Jasper, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Damien: Oh, well I-
Jasper: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Jasper, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Professor Apple: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Elliot: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Jasper: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Jasper: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Jasper, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Jasper: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Willow, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Person A:
William: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Jasper:
Jasper, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Damien: Hewwo.
Willow: Hihiiiiii!
William: Greetings, Humans.
Elliot: Three kinds of people.
Damien: I want pudding.
Professor Apple: Four kinds of people.
Jasper: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Elliot: Five kinds of people.
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William: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Willow: Rude.
Professor Apple: That’s fair.
Elliot: Not again.
Jasper: Are you going to want this back?
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Elliot: Good morning.
William: Good morning.
Damien: Good morning.
Willow: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jasper: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Caleb: *Screams*
Rin: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Saffron: Should we do something?!
Livia, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Livia, about Saffron: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Rin: Are we stealing them?
Caleb: New or used?
Livia: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Caleb, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Saffron, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Rin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Livia, trembling: What are we playing
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Livia, banging on the door: Caleb! Open up!
Caleb: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Saffron: No, they meant-
Rin: Let them finish.
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Saffron: I think we're missing something.
Caleb: Teamwork?
Rin: Cohesion?
Livia: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Caleb: Shit.
Livia: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Rin: OH MY GOD SAFFRON FELL OFF!!!
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Clyde: You have to apologize to Skipper
Ruby: Fine.
Ruby: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Clyde: I trust Ruby.
Skipper: You think they know what they're doing?
Clyde: I wouldn't go that far.
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Ruby: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Skipper: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ruby: Yes!
Clyde: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Clyde, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ruby, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Skipper: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Clyde: playing systemic oppression
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Clyde: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Ruby: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Skipper: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Clyde: I know you snuck out last night, Ruby.
Skipper: Play dumb!
Ruby: Who's Ruby?
Skipper: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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And these, my dear readers are fun to do. The groups made of my favorite characters(Minus Puppy) in this are;
Be Idiots, Do Crime:
Jasper, William, Willow, Professor Apple, Damien, and Elliot(Why is Damien and Elliot there cause yes)
How did this happen:
Livia, Caleb, Saffron, and Rin
The Smart but still Dumb:
Ruby, Skipper, and Clyde
I'm proud of all of this.
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Viễn tưởng"Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?" From Hamilton -'- These are for my characters, so they can be understood better, their designs seen, and so forth. Do not use them as your own for they are my own original characters. -'- You may ask me...
