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This will include Jasper, Saffron, Ruby, Neoma, and Narkissos

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Neoma: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Narkissos: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Ruby: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jasper: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Saffron: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Jasper: I’m an idiot.
Ruby:
Saffron:
Neoma:
Narkissos:
Jasper:
Ruby: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Saffron: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Neoma: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Narkissos: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Ruby: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Jasper: My moral code, is that you?
Saffron:
Saffron: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Narkissos: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ruby: 'Prettiest Smile'
Saffron: 'Nicest Personality'
Jasper: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Neoma: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Ruby: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jasper, who didn't care but wanted to cause destruction: Several traffic violations.
Neoma: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Narkissos: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Saffron: Also, that’s not our car.

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Narkissos: What does 'take out' mean?
Neoma: Food.
Saffron: Dating
Jasper: Murder
Ruby: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Ruby: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Saffron: ... Your what?
Ruby: My friends.
Neoma: Are they saying “friends”?
Narkissos: I think they're being sarcastic.
Jasper: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruby! All of your friends are in this room.
Ruby: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Narkissos: Nothing in life is free.
Saffron: Love is free!
Neoma: Adventure is free.
Ruby: Knowledge is free.
Jasper: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Narkissos: What’s something you guys are better than Saffron at?
Ruby: Mario Kart.
Neoma: Yeah, video games.
Jasper: Emotional vulnerability.

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