Jisus: so as I'm looking for my onions, i hear a lot smack

Flex 💪 tape 📼: he didn't-

Jisus: oh but he did🤡

🅱️abie: PLEASE-

Flex 💪 tape 📼:

Jisus: so thke i come running back to where he was, and i see Minho with eggs and eggs shells all over him, as well as a mess in the entire kitchen

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Jisus: so thke i come running back to where he was, and i see Minho with eggs and eggs shells all over him, as well as a mess in the entire kitchen

Flex 💪 tape 📼: see, THIS is why you don't let him in the kitchen

Jisus: to then he looks at me and says "sorry" while looking like this: 😃

🅱️abie: you forgave him didn't you

Jisus: i forgave him😔

Flex 💪 tape 📼: damn, you whipped huh?

Jisus: sí😔

🅱️abie: 😔✊

Flex 💪 tape 📼: ✊😔✊

Jisus: anygays, then we cleaned up and actually started making our eggs

Flex 💪 tape 📼: and he didn't burn the egg? Im proud

Jisus: and he burned his eggs btw

Flex 💪 tape 📼: ...I spoke too soon

🅱️abie: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Jisus: so now we're all eating eggs, waiting for out pizza to arrive

🅱️abie: wait, but there's more tea

Jisus: what? I don't remember anything else?

🅱️abie: oh really, hyung? Nothing else?

Jisus: no...

Flex 💪 tape 📼: oop-👀👀👀

🅱️abie: what about you flriting with Minho, hmm?

Jisus: ISKJAJAJSJA NO-

Flex 💪 tape 📼: im not even fucking surprised

🅱️abie: so, I'm i gonna spill, or you?

Jisus: nonE OF US

🅱️abie: okay, I'm gonna do it😍❗

Jisus: fuck you bitches, i hope both sides of your pillows are hot.

Flex 💪 tape 📼: passive aggressive much-

🅱️abie: ignore mister angst teen over here, i have some tea to spill🍵

Flex 💪 tape 📼: spill👀👀👀🍵🍵🍵

Jisus: i can't stand y'all

Flex 💪 tape 📼: then sit down

🅱️abie: and stfu

Jisus: i-

Jisus: this is homophobia😔😔

🅱️abie: sO-

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Another cliffhanger, cause I'm that bitch💅

Meme(s) of the day:

They call me- BAEPSAEEEE

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They call me- BAEPSAEEEE

Literally the whole chapter was inspired by this meme

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Literally the whole chapter was inspired by this meme

Damn did i really just make a chapter bassed off of a meme, huh

I- my mind honestly🤡

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