Jisus: and then we just vibed, watching Enhypen

Jisus: and then innie fell asleep uwu

Flex 💪 tape 📼: awww

Jisus: and then Minho calmly came into the living room, and walked over to us

Jisus: amd he yelled "JISUNG SO UHM, I NEED HEL-"

Jisus: and then i whispered "shush! Innies sleeping!"

Flex 💪 tape 📼: this is going where I think it's going isn't it

🅱️abie: 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Jisus: and then he said "oh, sorry"

Jisus: And then i asked him "so, what happened?"

Jisus: and he whispered "i dont know what the fuck I'm doing, please help"

Flex 💪 tape 📼: fucking knew it

🅱️abie: sounds like Minho alright

Jisus: and then i sighed, got up and went to go help him

🅱️abie: uwu

Jisus: and then i was like "so, where's the dough?"

Jisus: and he was like "what dough?"
And i was like "aren't you making pizza...?"
And he was like "ohhhh yea, about that-"

🅱️abie: 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Jisus: and then he continued "sooo uhm, look, I'm not saying i had a mental breakdown cause i couldn't turn on the oven, neither could i find the ingredients for the pizza, and then gave up and ordered it from pizza Hut"
And then i just looked at him like 🗿
And then he said "but that's exactly what I'm saying"

Flex 💪 tape 📼: honestly i can't even blame him, cause same

🅱️abie: mood tbh

Jisus: so since he already ordered pizza, we decided to make eggs

Flex 💪 tape 📼: uwu

Jisus: so he decided to make an omlette, and i wanted to make the fluffy eggs

🅱️abie: as you should UwU

Flex 💪 tape 📼: 💅

Jisus: so then he got the eggs, turned on the heat and exclaimed "I'm making omlettes!" As he cracked the egg onto the pan

Jisus: and i was also getting eggs, to cook

Jisus: and then he flipped over his egg and we went: .....
And then he sighed and said "so, now I'm making scrambled eggs"

Flex 💪 tape 📼: pffft-

🅱️abie: again, mood

Jisus: 🤡🤡🤡✊

Jisus: so then i asked him to help me with my eggs, so i could cut the vegetables

Jisus: and then he agreed, and went to go read the instructions

Flex 💪 tape 📼: I'm surprised he even did that, he usually just uses ✨feeling✨

🅱️abie: his mind💅

Jisus: and then he was reading the instructions out loud like "beat four eggs"
And then i was cleaning the onions, as he just stares into the eggs souls
And then he says "y'all are dead bitches"

Flex 💪 tape 📼: wtf goes on-

🅱️abie: he ain't gonna do it, right-

Jisus: ^that's what i though, so i just chuckled thinking he was joking, and went to go get more onions

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