Jisus: and then we just vibed, watching Enhypen
Jisus: and then innie fell asleep uwu
Flex 💪 tape 📼: awww
Jisus: and then Minho calmly came into the living room, and walked over to us
Jisus: amd he yelled "JISUNG SO UHM, I NEED HEL-"
Jisus: and then i whispered "shush! Innies sleeping!"
Flex 💪 tape 📼: this is going where I think it's going isn't it
🅱️abie: 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Jisus: and then he said "oh, sorry"
Jisus: And then i asked him "so, what happened?"
Jisus: and he whispered "i dont know what the fuck I'm doing, please help"
Flex 💪 tape 📼: fucking knew it
🅱️abie: sounds like Minho alright
Jisus: and then i sighed, got up and went to go help him
🅱️abie: uwu
Jisus: and then i was like "so, where's the dough?"
Jisus: and he was like "what dough?"
And i was like "aren't you making pizza...?"
And he was like "ohhhh yea, about that-"
🅱️abie: 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Jisus: and then he continued "sooo uhm, look, I'm not saying i had a mental breakdown cause i couldn't turn on the oven, neither could i find the ingredients for the pizza, and then gave up and ordered it from pizza Hut"
And then i just looked at him like 🗿
And then he said "but that's exactly what I'm saying"
Flex 💪 tape 📼: honestly i can't even blame him, cause same
🅱️abie: mood tbh
Jisus: so since he already ordered pizza, we decided to make eggs
Flex 💪 tape 📼: uwu
Jisus: so he decided to make an omlette, and i wanted to make the fluffy eggs
🅱️abie: as you should UwU
Flex 💪 tape 📼: 💅
Jisus: so then he got the eggs, turned on the heat and exclaimed "I'm making omlettes!" As he cracked the egg onto the pan
Jisus: and i was also getting eggs, to cook
Jisus: and then he flipped over his egg and we went: .....
And then he sighed and said "so, now I'm making scrambled eggs"
Flex 💪 tape 📼: pffft-
🅱️abie: again, mood
Jisus: 🤡🤡🤡✊
Jisus: so then i asked him to help me with my eggs, so i could cut the vegetables
Jisus: and then he agreed, and went to go read the instructions
Flex 💪 tape 📼: I'm surprised he even did that, he usually just uses ✨feeling✨
🅱️abie: his mind💅
Jisus: and then he was reading the instructions out loud like "beat four eggs"
And then i was cleaning the onions, as he just stares into the eggs souls
And then he says "y'all are dead bitches"
Flex 💪 tape 📼: wtf goes on-
🅱️abie: he ain't gonna do it, right-
Jisus: ^that's what i though, so i just chuckled thinking he was joking, and went to go get more onions
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