The myth chat

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Gura: im bored
Ame: mood
Gura: and?
Ame: and let's make a group chat :)))
Gura: A!

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Gura added Ame, Ina, Calli, Kiara to the group chat

Calli: dude whats this?
Gura: man i thought u were smorter callee
Calli: ????
Kiara: its a group chat wifey
Ame: third wheeling moment :3
Ina: :3
Calli: tell urself that when ur in a love triangle bri' ish kid
Ame: oh shi-
Calli changed Ame's nickname to bri ish kid
Kiara: wait change mine to waifu calli~ :>
bri ish kid: AY MADLASS YA WA NA GO MATE?
Ina: it fits you ame humu humu
Gura: LMAO it does 💀
Calli: not the skull 💀
Ina: 💀
bri ish kid: 💀
Kiara: 🐔
Gura changed Calli's nickname to 💀
💀: b)
💀 changed Gura's nickname to A
A: me speaking the A language is me speaking FACTS >:3
Kiara: we can all speak A gura
Ina: A
bri ish kid: A
💀: A
A: oh nyo!
Ina changed A's nickname to oh nyo!
oh nyo!: oh nyo!
bri ish kid: hey tentacles and kfc need nicknames too
💀: alright alright dude
oh nyo!: oi i get to change ina's you change ur wifes
💀: stfu before i beat u into sushi fish
oh nyo: tsundere moment :>
💀 changed Kiara's nickname to chicken legs
chicken legs: got a leg kink calli?
💀: n-nO
bri ish kid: THATS WHAT TSUNDERES SAY!
💀: shit you got me dude
bri ish: i am a detective afterall
oh nyo!: wait guys help me with a nickname for ina :(((
chicken legs: ina what nickname do ya want?
bri ish kid: i think shes ded
💀: the detective is always right
oh nyo!: no she isnt smh ina is probably doing business with the ancient ones again
💀: doing gangster paradise with them
chicken legs: wdym the detective isnt always right gura?
oh nyo!: she said i was 4'10 but im 4'11
💀: CAUGHT IN 4K AME
bri ish kid: fuuuuuu-
Ina: guys im back
Ina: ?? i left for 6 minutes for a library meeting and this is what i come to
oh nyo!: eh ok whatever ur nickname is library meeting
oh nyo! changed Ina's nickname to library meeting
library meeting: gura....
library meeting: you calling me a toilet?
oh nyo!: yes so i can sit on youqhnqksnaoqmoe
bri ish kid: WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING
💀: wtf, could never relate i only have one :)
chicken legs: meeee~
bri ish kid: its ok gura ill have ur mum instead
oh nyo!: NOOOOO
library meeting: wait ame is cheating on us :(
oh nyo!: lets run away ina
💀: this is some fanfic lore dude
chicken legs: fax
bri ish kid: i'll groundpound ur mom gura so i'll be ur step mum ehe >:]
oh nyo!: !!!
library meeting: D:
💀: AYO
chicken legs: THE TRUE MOMMY
library meeting: wait we need a gc name
bri ish kid: wTF InA WhY YoU cHaNge The SuBjECT
oh nyo!: im glad no more step mommy lore
💀: im not good with names i would probably name my child disco
chicken legs: YOU WANT TO HAVE A CHILD WITH ME 😳
💀: OH SHIT WAIT UP A SECOND KUSOTORI
chicken legs: ITS OKAY CALLI~
library meeting: UH- should we leave them alone?
oh nyo!: nah i wanna see some CORN
bri ish kid: wanna see some corn with me and ur mom?
💀: PLEASE KIARA
chicken legs: PLEASE WHAT? HMMMM~?
oh nyo!: wait kiara is top?!
bri ish kid: the reverse role switch
💀: KIARA IM NOT READY!
library meeting: maybe theyre both switch
bri ish kid: or both BOT OM
chicken legs: ITS NOT R*PE IF YOU LIKE IT
library meeting: ?!!?!?!!
💀: SHEEEEEEEEEEEET
bri ish kid: WHOA EVEN I ASK PERMISSION FOR GURA'S MOM
oh nyo!: ish ok ame i'll tag with ur mom too
library meeting: guys my stream is in like 5 minutes uh-
bri ish kid: you dont have a scheduled stream...
chicken legs: I'LL SEE U RN CALLI ON THE BED
💀: OMW
💀: I MEAN UH GUH INWIJIQOQ
oh nyo!: THE ULTIMATE FLUSTERED CALLI
library meeting: OKAY BAI TIME FOR MY STREAM
bri ish kid: PUSSAH COME BACK
oh nyo!: she BOLTED
bri ish kid: i think kiara and calli r busy too
oh nyo!: nyo shweet sherlock
bri ish kid: wait our gc name
oh nyo!: just call it holomyth
bri ish kid: thats too plain
oh nyo!: fine
oh nyo! changed the group chat name to 18+
bri ish kid: gura wtf
oh nyo!: LMAO BAI
bri ish kid: OI

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